Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

League wrapped up in fastest time ever

 

Total bollocks, the league has never been won as late as June before.
Another "record" fail

 

Every other team had declared by Christmas

 

Or the slowest time ever depending on how you wanna look at it.

 

Are you taking any rockets?

 

What about the other 6 records that you reckoned were in the bag, how are they working out for you mate?

Must be exciting.

 

He’ll not be going, he’ll be stood in his garden in full kit, shin pads included, shouting at his laptop.

 

He’s legal these days mate. He’s got day passes and everything #value.

 

Did the scousers remember to unfurlough the bus driver?

 

I'll stream it

 

£10 day passes are a rip off, more value in the month

 

Probably for the best mate. They were beating the **** out of each at the last Kopite ‘celebration’, sniffing lemo off nicked bizzies hats, GBH, bottling coppers, trying to set fire to listed buildings, the ****ing lot.

Most unseemly and I doubt you’d fit in tbph.

 

@astro did you help your brother with his new wallpaper? Looks much better now I have to say.

 

Imagine dinner time at the table, i feel for the parents

 

I still don’t know where @astro is from or where he now lives.

He’s a mysterious man.

I had Irish over Welsh though, maybe Norwegian.

 

Claude from AFTV sacked for calling Son ‘DVD’



We always saying **** like that to Bobby and he ****in thrives off it

but Bobz one of our own and he knows it

 

Probably from somewhere like Derbyshire where he has absolutely no connection to the club, which would explain the stats and the records meaning more to him than the football.

 

My money's on Cleethorpes

 

They don’t have internet so I’ll take that bet.

 

Doncaster.