Things you’d rather do than watch ‘Brucies Mags’

[JakartaToon]

I’d rather get a big round of drinks in at the Earl.

I'd rather you did as well - still think its more likely I will be watching Brucie's Mags win the Premier league though.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

I'd rather watch every match this season on repeat than read another thread from Chippy.

Am I doing this right?

Lazy.
No descriptor.
I'll get the crayons out to help you mate:

I'd rather watch every match this season on repeat than read another ****e thread from Chippy.

Am I doing this right you fat mackem turncoat?

 

[cronemeister]

Stand eating a bowl of water with a fork with my wet bollocks dangling on an electric fence

 

[Fox Mulder]

you all watch

 

[Ben 10]

Eat mayonnaise/egg

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Get stung by an angry wasp.
Had it twice in the last three days, once on the tit and today on my knee. There's just no ****in need.

 

[Fox Mulder]

scraping a bucket

 

[QWOP]

Read a Miguel Delaney article

 

[Fox Mulder]

swallow the turd like substance in the bottom of a dunkers cup of tea

 

[Geordie Ginola]

Get stung by an angry wasp.
Had it twice in the last three days, once on the tit and today on my knee. There's just no ****in need.

It’s a sign mate it’s a sign.

 

[Geordie Ginola]

swallow the turd like substance in the bottom of a dunkers cup of tea

What is the actual purpose of people dunking biscuits. My wife does it and I want to kill her in her sleep.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Knock one out over this daft bint.

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[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Knock one out over this daft bint.

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She has that high pitched voice thanks to Chaos and his disturbing ways

 

[Geordie lass in the Fen]

Things you’d rather do than watch ‘Brucies Mags’
Watch Rafa and the Saudis Mags.

 

[Leo Billy]

Watch Southampton play.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

I drove from Cheltenham to consett.

I guess I didn’t miss much

 

[cronemeister]

Listen to Richard Keys reading me a bed-time story

 

[cronemeister]

Gaan on the lash in Consett

 

[Ben 10]

Gaan to Consett

This. Full of hillbillies

 

[Roland Deschain]

Can’t be bothered to check, but does any other club have the levels of injuries we do? Will the press highlight this as yet another indication of an out of touch and all round ****ty manager?