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Death by cop

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, May 27, 2020.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cowardly feral ****s gets my vote.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 8, 2020
  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    On the way to play a match in Hackney Marshes early Sunday morning in a beamer and get pulled over by the cops,he said "you're either drug dealers or on the way to play football",true story.

    BTW we were all white.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 8, 2020
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    GroveRanger, Jul 9, 2020
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Did he spike the baby, so it span rapidly on it's head, for a bit, while doing a funny touchdown dance.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jul 9, 2020
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What colour are you all now?
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jul 9, 2020
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> that’s him telt. That fountain stunt was epic
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 9, 2020
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  7. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I think he was testing his Michael Barrymore moves.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jul 9, 2020
  8. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Well that's easy for her to say.
     
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    DMD, Jul 9, 2020
  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    When people on the phone ask “what was your name”, ever tell them then follow up with “it still is”?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 9, 2020
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  10. pud

    pud Guest

    Irish tho ... so , probably thought you were IRA
     
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    pud, Jul 9, 2020
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    *BMW
     
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    Toby, Jul 9, 2020
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  12. pud

    pud Guest

    Old primary school joke :

    would you like a BMW?

    yes

    hahaha you’d like a black mans willie !

    Laughter all round ...
     
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    pud, Jul 9, 2020
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Or when you tell them your name and the ask 'can you spell that?' leaving them wide open to the obvious "Oh yes, I can spell some really long words too"
     
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    DMD, Jul 9, 2020
  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Antidisestablishmentarianism
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 9, 2020
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  15. pud

    pud Guest

    Can you spell it?
     
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    pud, Jul 9, 2020
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Can anyone spell that longest place name in Wales?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 9, 2020
  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    RRRRhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyllllll. <ok>
     
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    DMD, Jul 9, 2020
  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I.T.


    What do I win?
     
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    Archers Road, Jul 9, 2020
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    did they just invent that name for tourism purposes?

    daft nigels fell for it hook line and sinker
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 9, 2020
  20. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    **** it, you beat me to it AR.

    I use that one often.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jul 9, 2020
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