Fucnik smashed lads... wheeeeeeeey, 12 German Bombeeeeeeers ****off, ave it ya corobavirss bunch’a ****s... Bnack Knives Mutter
Pubs Opening Back Up !
- Thread starter Edelman
- Start date
-
Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
-
Thinkn I’ll dothat, wbereseres’s me carkeys? This plaice is rammed now ananyweys can’t get served cos the caucuscue at the bar is & deep. P
I’ve sobered up now bro. Gotta get me Lonsdales polished and get the kids down the church for a christening, then it’s back to the pub, wiv the kids, if Carling did days, it would be today.
The Fosse Arms has remained open throughout the pandemic and I'll not be deserting it anytime soon ... and certainly not for The Coughing Cocks or similar Wetherspoons abominations 
If you’re not in the Sex Pest Arms smashing into pints of beater by lunchtime, then you’re literally a ****ing communist.
He sent me a pic of his first pint yesterday.
I thought he'd been having lockin's there anyway?!?
I loved one of the comments on there in resposne...
'He'll be with the angels in a few weeks if he doesn't be careful.'
He’s been taking his own tinnies and sitting in the beer garden with the landlord.
No, me neither.
At my local, which is literally like 4 doors up from me, there is a group of locals who have been sat outside every day of lockdown with cans, about 6-10 of them every night without fail. Don’t get it
Pick from one or more from the following, their wives / gf’s are dragons and they need to get out of the house, they’re raging pissheads, their other halves ****ed off and took the kids [HASHTAG]#lonely[/HASHTAG].