Fucnik smashed lads... wheeeeeeeey, 12 German Bombeeeeeeers ****off, ave it ya corobavirss bunch’a ****s... Bnack Knives Mutter
Just drove to the barbers, 15 people outside so turned around and drove back home. Will go tomorrow when every **** is hungover.
Thinkn I’ll dothat, wbereseres’s me carkeys? This plaice is rammed now ananyweys can’t get served cos the caucuscue at the bar is & deep. P
I’ve sobered up now bro. Gotta get me Lonsdales polished and get the kids down the church for a christening, then it’s back to the pub, wiv the kids, if Carling did days, it would be today.
The Fosse Arms has remained open throughout the pandemic and I'll not be deserting it anytime soon ... and certainly not for The Coughing Cocks or similar Wetherspoons abominations
If you’re not in the Sex Pest Arms smashing into pints of beater by lunchtime, then you’re literally a ****ing communist.
I loved one of the comments on there in resposne... 'He'll be with the angels in a few weeks if he doesn't be careful.'
At my local, which is literally like 4 doors up from me, there is a group of locals who have been sat outside every day of lockdown with cans, about 6-10 of them every night without fail. Don’t get it
Pick from one or more from the following, their wives / gf’s are dragons and they need to get out of the house, they’re raging pissheads, their other halves ****ed off and took the kids #lonely.
