Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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You should prepare yourself for the mind-blowing possibility that at two different times in one day, a beach might be quite empty at the first time and quite packed at the second time.

Mental isn't it?!!!!

or maybe the main stream media will hype anything up to sell newspapers & fill 24hr news.
Two sides to every opinion & news story
 
According to people who actually live in Bournemouth the beach there was crowded. There are 7 miles of beach altogether and they could have spread out a bit.
 
I guess we have to agree to disagree on this one mate. My opinion - I’m far more likely to believe the independent reports via social media rather than the main stream media who manipulate the story to fit their own agenda......
I personally wouldn't use either as a credible source of information.

The media are biased, **** stirring ****ers. Social media is populated mostly by idiots, gullible twats who believe anything, cats and my wife.

Just saying ...
 
That’s a remarkable description of my old PE teacher. Although he only left on retirement.

He used to follow you around the changing room with a metre rule saying “I’ll tickle your tail boy” [HASHTAG]#Nonce[/HASHTAG]

To be fair Ben he was probably ahead of the game.

If everyone had a metre rule and went around thrusting it suggestively towards all and sundry, threatening to tickle everyone's tail, then the two metre social distancing regulation would be achieved by default.