Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a PS2
Their eyes rolled back inside their heads
When Uncle @A.l.d.o cried "Big Jock Knew"
One little chap then saw a mishap
@Gambol broke off his index finger
Leapt off the couch in such a grouch
Then left a small gift that would linger
Did
@Tina need invite her pals round
When there's room on this couch for two?
"Climb up and open a window
There's a reekin smell of poo"
"When we grow up she'll finally tell us
Who was the last one off"
"I wouldn't put odds on
@Toby
He's never left his mothers loft"
One went shy and started to cry
"It'll be 20 before she'll tell"
"You just reminded me of 20 something
@Trev there"
"Aye STONE PMSL"
Daddy doesn't care, daddy doesn't dare
Show us any love
We've been left and abandoned
Like @Devs traveling glove
Did
@Tina need to bring her pals round
There's less space now because of the Jew
Some pricks now pulled up in a bus;
Its @Mon and his jig-a-boo
"Maybe this guys our daddy
He sure does get around"
"But neither of us have webbed feet
And @Mons from Campbeltown"
There was a yell and the ring of the bell
Outside slouched
@YerMaw
But noone would go to answer
Because Lonely Peroni ain't much of a draw
The room starts to fill but there is a chill
As if the Pope walked into a lodge
Over
@YerMaw steps
@Benoit Blanc
Probably Europe's top judge
"Did you think i would leave you lying
With odds that were one to ten?"
"Come have a look at my open book
Its a list of
@Tina's men"
"Its pot luck just look who she ****ed
Some were drunk and mean"
"Others wore wummins clothing
One wore boot cut jeans"
We switched off Pes and headed to bed
Had to escape from this rotten bunch
But as we passed the kitchen there was
@pud on his 3rd lunch
"How y'doin n' where y'goin?
Do you want to hear a story?"
"Not from you n' get out our fridge
You voted ****ing Tory"
"Do you think i would let food go to waste
When ive still to have my turn?"
"Lucky for me ive moved up a place
@Ifindoubt found a sheep by the burn"
"Just give me 5 minutes to digest this
I know who your father is, son"
"He's a well respected protestant
And a dirty rotten Hun"
Outside a snore and then a roar
We thought it was Pastor Glass
Over
@YerMaw stormed a well dressed prod
Having just dropped off his kids at mass
"Get me that man as fast as you can!!!"
"Bring him right to me"
"He who has revealed my secrets
@Toileronthesea"
Out came the old goat, twas grabbed by the throat
"Who did you tell about @Mindy!!!"
Up looked the man saying as calmly as he can
"Shut up smelly, you smell"
"Did you think you could keep it secret when you described every inch of his mum"
"How can you keep it secret
When he saw you taking it up the bum?"
"Ive been so sad, are you really my dad?"
"Because i have something to tell ye"
"You're an ugly, dirty orange bastard
And should KYSASAP"
naw it dizny
Mick thumps the local dunce right in the schnozz
