Coronavirus

Are you calling him a pussy?

 

Think he was calling you a pussy mate

 

I was sensing the swinging of a banhammer mate so I'll take the hit

Zen mode

 

Once started a huge fight in school doing this when I was 13 or 14 ... never got rumbled either ... probably my biggest achievement in school after locking a wood work teacher in a cupboard... actually putting perspect dust all around his desk and it making him do a bambi on ice impression is up there too.

 

Chick chick chick chick chicken
Lay a little egg for me

 

When I started reading that I thought it was now lol...

though it has given me ideas for tomorrow.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53038255


Review of 2m rule to take place. Fingers crossed it's dropped a bit as will make a huge difference in terms of things getting back to 'normal'.

 

Good news.

Will certainly help with getting kids back to school.

2m in a classroom and then outside of lessons is a logistical nightmare. Same with the school buses.

 

Yep, looking around the world and at the WHO advice then 2m does seem to be a tad excessive.

Should be a big help to lots of businesses reopening too and therefore potentially save a lot of jobs.

 

Helps retail of course and, obviously, pubs and restaurants.

You know, I'm not that arsed by pubs. Would like the cricket club & golf club to be able to open their bars though so same diff.

We got WhatsApp from my sons cricket club that we have to state we are willing to allow our boys to play cricket together this summer, a request from the ECB.

There was resounding vote in favour. Got to get my boys off the ****ing Xbox.

 

Think that will be fairly normal tbh
my wife has signed a similar waiver in regards to her ( private ) physio . Though tbf that is a home visit with personal contact so not surprising though i would have thought it was fairly obvious if we let her in the house we accepted the risk

 

They'll probably queue for longer than the **** they're going to buy will last...

 

Vietnam, a country with 97 million people has only 330 cases and no deaths. It also borders China. The reason it has so few is that the government reacted quickly on hearing the news from China, closing borders, restricting travel and enforcing 14 day isolation on anyone showing symptoms. Remarkable success story but highlights how poorly other countries, including us, have handled the pandemic.

 

On way to walk the went past the Market Hall and there was a sandwich board "Entrance Only" round corner another sandwich board "Exit Only" . Sounds good but as i went round the corner some bloke on a small mobility scooter pulls up switches it off gets up and walks in just as some other bloke is leaving
Good old British common sense my arse .

 

People queuing for hours outside Primark as apparently they have been struggling to live without ****e that falls to bits after a couple of washes.

We’re a nation of ****ing flutes.

 

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Where have the scientists gone recently?

 

talk is that china didnt say for a while what was happening with virus.............so chances of it being everywhere before they said should be very high surely.

unless china didnt know until they recognised it and straight away told the rest of the world.