On the other hand, there's this... Remember in the early 90s where there were all these scare stories going around about how the EU was going to ban prawn cocktail crisps? That was entirely the invention of one Times journalist looking to get the readership snorting over their morning tea with some obvious ragebait The name of that journalist? Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson... He really is the Forrest Gump of everything **** about this country's recent history
The mistakes I've spotted so far * "Britian First" * Union Flag is upside down * The bloke who pissed himself * The bloke with the face mask around his chin * None of them are doing the V for Victory salute properly, as the thumb should be between the two fingers * "Britian First" flag looks like the Australian flag * One of them supports West Scam Meanwhile...
My wife has been in intensive care since Tuesday and still heavily sedated. Lord! She has breathing,stomach,low sugar,kidney and heart problems. She is connected to so many tubes etc,it looks like a remake of "The Bionic Woman!" (I hope!!!!)
Pretty sure this exact conversation has happened in Downing Street... please log in to view this image
An American F15 jet has crashed into the North Sea. It was on a routine training mission, apparently. Politics? Possibly. I think we'll see in the next couple of days.
They've mistaken it for Boris' hiding fridge and they're trying to get him to come out and do his ****ing job. He's got plenty of time to write articles for the Torygraph though, of course. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/06/14/rather-tear-people-should-build-others/ The lazy, foppish ****.
And the reply would be , ****ing martians coming here taking our jobs and the sign would say NO DOGS, NO KLINGONS , NO MARTIANS
