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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, May 27, 2020.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Favourite comedian is Duncan Norvelle
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    very hit and miss the limmy show. Probably more misses tbh.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    *kahn
     
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    pud Guest

    Again, Eddie Izzard early stuff , Glorious , circle and Definitive Article , hilarious ...

    later stuff and now ... unfunny

    might have been me when I smoked weed !
     
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    pud, Jun 11, 2020
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    pud Guest

    Billy Connolly ... timeless
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    aye he’s just a funny guy.
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Went to see Bill Burr recently. He’s funny.

    it’s a shame Louis CK turned out to be a sex pest cos his stand up was good too.
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Don't be saying Stuart Lee isn't funny he has a cult following on here.

    He was fairly funny until he went full Brexit .

    Most of his act is .
    "What's stupid and racist ? Brexit voters , am I right ladies and gentlemen? And what about Donald Trump ? You ever noticed he's got an orange face and he's racist ? I have , he's got small hands too , probably like his penis , am I right ladies and gentlemen ? Have you noticed that about Donald Trump ? His small hands and orange face , and he's racist and he's got stupid hair? Have you ladies and gentlemen?, have you noticed that about Donald Trump and Brexit voters that they are stupid and racist and bla bla bla "

    Franky Boyle is told he needs to tell exactly the same jokes or he won't get on the BBC either , they both work for the Guardian too coincidentally
     
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    He didn't apologise for it and is still doing stand up , he's quite good .
    He's no Nish Kumar though
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Found the best statue in the world this morning.

    Konrad von Hochstaden was Archbishop of Colgne for 1238 to 1261, there is a carving on Cologne City Hall which shows a man giving himself autofellatio...

    No doubt this will offend the rugmunchers!!

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  12. GroveRanger

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    *Bloke sees a dog licking his cock and balls, turns to the owner and says "wish I could do that" the owner says "give him a biscuit and he'll let you"

    *shamelessly nicked from ER's bumper joke book
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    didnt know that. I thought the left had buried him.
     
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    Bill Burr is a funny guy ..

    check out Norm McDonald on Netflix

    also love Doug Stanhope and Jim Jefferies
     
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  15. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    That was pish bro
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    He came back swinging.

     
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    For some reason Norm McDonald stuff started appearing on my YouTube "recommended for you" thing, I'd never heard of him before but his skits on O.J. Simpson, fat people and lesbians are quality.

    Weird how decades later some of his stuff is still relevant and almost cutting edge. Other stuff less so.

     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Yeah I think drugs and youth do have a bearing on one's humour,I liked The Fast Show,Shooting Stars,Harry Enfield,Father Ted but wouldn't watch them now.I watch Micky Flanagan,Kevin Bridges,Jimmy Carr and still watch HIGNFY,should I KYASP?
     
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    *KMASP
     
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    Watch his special on Netflix ...
     
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