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Day #56 of Coronavirus isolation and Compo is down to his last 6 burnt sausages
Luckily he thinks of Nora Batty and finds his last unburnt sausage...
 
Oh ****
I've come unstuck
I've tipped up my truck
And it was full of muck
My boss'll think I'm a bit of a schmuck
But I don't care he can go and suck
A lemon
The end
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Elon Musks astronaut lands on the moon and sets up base camp.

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So, I was just walking along the river bank when I came across a lit fire and a pair of wellies with 2 sawn off legs in them.

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****, I really miss my holidays abroad.