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Weirdest online purchase during lockdown

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  1. Sweats

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    So we are all drinking more. There’s got to be some weird drunk online purchases..

    I will start as I bought without remembering doing so an ultrasonic teeth cleaning thing.
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I don't tend to make weird purchases when I'm drunk. I just end up making promises to women that I have no intention of keeping.
     
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    I bought some nice toasted sandwich cages, for my Dualit classic.
     
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    No idea what that is.. is it like a toast rack you get in cheap b&b’s?
     
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  5. Looney Leftie

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    Bought a hotbin.

    Not sure if I read what it was first, turns out it's probably the most expensive compost bin you can buy.
     
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  6. Sweats

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    I also bought a can crusher. Didn’t read the fact it needed screwing to a wall. Haven’t bothered using it.
     
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    Two of these.:)

     
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    I've been trying to buy a scythe, but so far can only find sickles online.
     
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  9. Sweats

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    For gardening or an elaborate fancy dress to scare pensioners?
     
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    For gardening, but I did plan to wear a black cowl whilst clearing the new plot of ground over the allotments.
     
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    4 shovels
     
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    what the hell would you want to crush cans for ?
     
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    So my recycling bin didn’t fill up so rapidly. They only take it every other week. Been a nightmare. It’s been full of beer and wine empties constantly.
     
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    What the hell did you need four shovels for? I bet you haven’t got any friends to help you shovel stuff.
     
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    the tips are open again...
     
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    I went through 4 digging ... no mate no mates would help me with anything never mind digging
     
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  17. Sweats

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    Burying the murder weapon with the corpse more like.
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    nah keep them separate...

    just built a new lawn mate
     
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    I do that sober
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...like stopping wearing the underwear you nicked off their lines?
     
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