So we are all drinking more. There’s got to be some weird drunk online purchases.. I will start as I bought without remembering doing so an ultrasonic teeth cleaning thing.
I don't tend to make weird purchases when I'm drunk. I just end up making promises to women that I have no intention of keeping.
Bought a hotbin. Not sure if I read what it was first, turns out it's probably the most expensive compost bin you can buy.
I also bought a can crusher. Didn’t read the fact it needed screwing to a wall. Haven’t bothered using it.
For gardening, but I did plan to wear a black cowl whilst clearing the new plot of ground over the allotments.
So my recycling bin didn’t fill up so rapidly. They only take it every other week. Been a nightmare. It’s been full of beer and wine empties constantly.
What the hell did you need four shovels for? I bet you haven’t got any friends to help you shovel stuff.