Weirdest online purchase during lockdown

[Sweats]

So we are all drinking more. There’s got to be some weird drunk online purchases..

I will start as I bought without remembering doing so an ultrasonic teeth cleaning thing.

 

[Libby]

I don't tend to make weird purchases when I'm drunk. I just end up making promises to women that I have no intention of keeping.

 

[pompeymeowth]

I bought some nice toasted sandwich cages, for my Dualit classic.

 

[Sweats]

I bought some nice toasted sandwich cages, for my Dualit classic.

No idea what that is.. is it like a toast rack you get in cheap b&b’s?

 

[Looney Leftie]

Bought a hotbin.

Not sure if I read what it was first, turns out it's probably the most expensive compost bin you can buy.

 

[Sweats]

I also bought a can crusher. Didn’t read the fact it needed screwing to a wall. Haven’t bothered using it.

 

[pompeymeowth]

Two of these.

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[Archers Road]

I've been trying to buy a scythe, but so far can only find sickles online.

 

[Sweats]

I've been trying to buy a scythe, but so far can only find sickles online.

For gardening or an elaborate fancy dress to scare pensioners?

 

[Archers Road]

For gardening or an elaborate fancy dress to scare pensioners?

For gardening, but I did plan to wear a black cowl whilst clearing the new plot of ground over the allotments.

 

[Fox Mulder]

4 shovels

 

[Fox Mulder]

I also bought a can crusher. Didn’t read the fact it needed screwing to a wall. Haven’t bothered using it.

what the hell would you want to crush cans for ?

 

[Sweats]

what the hell would you want to crush cans for ?

So my recycling bin didn’t fill up so rapidly. They only take it every other week. Been a nightmare. It’s been full of beer and wine empties constantly.

 

[Sweats]

4 shovels

What the hell did you need four shovels for? I bet you haven’t got any friends to help you shovel stuff.

 

[Fox Mulder]

So my recycling bin didn’t fill up so rapidly. They only take it every other week. Been a nightmare. It’s been full of beer and wine empties constantly.

the tips are open again...

 

[Fox Mulder]

What the hell did you need four shovels for? I bet you haven’t got any friends to help you shovel stuff.

I went through 4 digging ... no mate no mates would help me with anything never mind digging

 

[Sweats]

I went through 4 digging ... no mate no mates would help me with anything never mind digging

Burying the murder weapon with the corpse more like.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Burying the murder weapon with the corpse more like.

nah keep them separate...

just built a new lawn mate

 

[Spurlock]

I don't tend to make weird purchases when I'm drunk. I just end up making promises to women that I have no intention of keeping.

I do that sober

 

[FosseFilberto]

I don't tend to make weird purchases when I'm drunk. I just end up making promises to women that I have no intention of keeping.

...like stopping wearing the underwear you nicked off their lines?