Why is every **** latching on to me prophesising 20 in a row??
Get your own material.
The last material you had was a t-shirt your ex-missus bought you. Then she dumped you. I think the t-shirt said "**** You"
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Why is every **** latching on to me prophesising 20 in a row??
Get your own material.
The last material you had was a t-shirt your ex-missus bought you. Then she dumped you. I think the t-shirt said "**** You"
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Are you always so gay?
Have a pot noodle and calm doon.
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What's a Pot Noodle? Is it a delicacy in South Lanarkshire?
Sorry Droopy.Why is every **** latching on to me prophesising 20 in a row??
Get your own material.
Sorry Droopy.
Sorry I’m all healed up down there no opening.That's okay darling.
Any chance of a shag sweet cheecks?
I'm hard for you.
Sorry I’m all healed up down there no opening.
Good God no. They're the toffs in Lanarkshire.
In North Lanarkshite[sic] it's what we feed babies.
You still got your leased golf?

Jesus wept. A Beamer?? You know who else has one of those? Clue - he canny count to ten using his fingers.yes the ****s can’t take it back cos of the fake virus. Got a beemer now![]()
Jesus wept. A Beamer?? You know who else has one of those? Clue - he canny count to ten using his fingers.
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