****ing Peston, what a cock. I want to give him a severe haircut and a Chinese burn. Poor Dom really struggles to maintain eye contact, even with his friends like hairy Peston. Now, what does that indicate?
Wow, he is incapable of apologising in any way at all, even for the appearance of what he has done. Sociopath?
He advances to the next round of the Porky Tellers Cup, and is strong favourite to beat Prince Andrew, a truly laughable fibber.
Lost focus during that when he mentioned how he didn’t want to bother Johnson who had a lot on his mind, and my daughter said ‘yeah, his terrifying hairy baby’ which caused a fit of giggles.