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[remembercolinlee]

Just seen a draft of his speech...

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[Star of David Bardsley]

Will it be Dominic Goings ?

Highly doubt it. I expect it'll be some sort of perfunctory 'apology' that's more of a justification

The price (there’s a market available) on him staying got shorter after yesterday. 4/9 he stays as of this morning.

You can bet on what he’ll say in this speech. 6/5 “Brexit” is a reasonable bet.

Edit- drifted to 1/2 and they’ve removed the secondary market. Shame.

 

[lfcpower]

This delay is interesting, last minute strategy and conniving going on

 

[FosseFilberto]

Oh, I though he murdered and raped someone going by the national witch hunt.

No ... but the guidelines were there to prevent infections and deaths ... if he really was prancing around Barnard's Castle when he and his wife thought they had the virus then he was recklessly and unnecessarily risking the lives of members of the general public there.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

This delay is interesting, last minute strategy and conniving going on

Doubt it’s that clever. Just enjoys pissing everyone off.

 

[lfcpower]

Doubt it’s that clever. Just enjoys pissing everyone off.

More like it. Chances are that or he's decided to wear a different suit/shirt combo, but then he doesn't really do suits

 

[FosseFilberto]

This delay is interesting, last minute strategy and conniving going on

Perhaps his sat nav is ****ed again?

 

[lfcpower]

Perhaps his sat nav is ****ed again?

Maybe he couldn't get child care ?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

More like it. Chances are that or he's decided to wear a different suit/shirt combo, but then he doesn't really do suits

They did offer a price on him wearing a tie as it happens.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

No ... but the guidelines were there to prevent infections and deaths ... if he really was prancing around Barnard's Castle when he and his wife thought they had the virus then he was recklessly and unnecessarily risking the lives of members of the general public there.

He does look like he is partial to a bit of prancing tbf.

 

[lfcpower]

They did offer a price on him wearing a tie as it happens.

I reckon he'll be in flip flops, shorts and hawaiian shirt, and probably looking after the bbq while he gives his statement and takes questions

 

[FosseFilberto]

I reckon he'll be in flip flops, shorts and hawaiian shirt, and probably looking after the bbq while he gives his statement and takes questions

With an ice cold bottle of Corona in one hand and his dick in his other ...

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[lfcpower]

Is that a recording of a tiny little violin someone is playing over this speech

 

[remembercolinlee]

That violinist

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

**** sake should have taken the 1/2.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

All sounds fair enough to me, so people just need to STFU now and think of their next thing to moan about.

 

[lfcpower]

What is the point of this ? Who needs a blow by blow account of it really. It's just a load of bollocks and pointless, he did what he did, giving the minutiae of it makes no difference, other than him trying to garner sympathy which is obviously the angle they've gone with. Not saying that as some lefty sympathiser or Tory supporter, they're all equally full of BS. As ever we continue to live in a world of constant bullshittery and no consequences

 

[brb]

All sounds fair enough to me, so people just need to STFU now and think of their next thing to moan about.

He went for a short drive and ended up on the outskirts of Barnard Castle Town, fook up Tel

 

[aberdude]

i gotta be honest i prefer this version

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[Star of David Bardsley]

My vision is a bit blurry. Might do a lap of the M25 to make sure I’m ok.