Coronavirus

[Libby]

Only thing I can see changing tomorrow is that they'll drop the exercise limit.

 

[Archers Road]

You’ve got to be a ****ing dope to think lockdown rules will be chilled tomorrow.

This country is full of mongs, ****wits, chavs, thickos, divkids, arseholes, smack heads, extinction rebels, vegans, feminists and weak ****s.

I feel like I need to bring out my wood chipper.

Something you and I can agree on at last Most people are ****ing idiots.

How in god’s name did the human race build the Pyramids, Medeaval cathedrals, the Chinese Wall and the Hubble telescope, when 3/4 of the population think Fray Bentos is the capital of Cuba?

 

[FosseFilberto]

Didn't watch bruv. Paul Daniels was ****.

This though

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Who's the tubby **** in the too small 'Pool shirt? ... that you, Sucksta?

 

[Sucky]

Who's the tubby **** in the too small 'Pool shirt? ... that you, Sucksta?

Nah mate I'm not a fatty. 4 foot of pure venom though.

 

[Libby]

Didn't watch bruv. Paul Daniels was ****.

This though

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Person at the front is only there cos he wants the title*.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Something you and I can agree on at last Most people are ****ing idiots.

How in god’s name did the human race build the Pyramids, Medeaval cathedrals, the Chinese Wall and the Hubble telescope, when 3/4 of the population think Fray Bentos is the capital of Cuba?

That's Kabanos mate ... happy to help

 

[Archers Road]

That's Kabanos mate ... happy to help

You Havana laugh?

 

[brb]

Something you and I can agree on at last Most people are ****ing idiots.

How in god’s name did the human race build the Pyramids, Medeaval cathedrals, the Chinese Wall and the Hubble telescope, when 3/4 of the population think Fray Bentos is the capital of Cuba?

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[Chief]

Only thing I can see changing tomorrow is that they'll drop the exercise limit.

I thought pub gardens were opening mate?

Someone on here said, must be fact.

 

[brb]

Oops, watch out, Captain Pugwash is still rattling

 

[Chief]

Oops, watch out, Captain Pugwash is still rattling

You're really funny. What with the emoji and that.

 

[brb]

You're really funny. What with the emoji and that.

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more emoji's

 

[FosseFilberto]

Somebody else's turn to light the barbecue ... ya bunch of ****s

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I thought pub gardens were opening mate?

Someone on here said, must be fact.

I was wondering why you were going on about pub gardens the other day.

 

[Archers Road]

I think it’s beer gardens in Germany that are opening?

 

[Sucky]

I think it’s beer gardens in Germany that are opening?

Yeh but can you even get a flight there at the mo?

 

[Chief]

I think it’s beer gardens in Germany that are opening?

Well that could well be true.

And we're supposed to blindly copy the Germans aren't we so it won't be long till ours do too.

 

[Chief]

I was wondering why you were going on about pub gardens the other day.

Well no, it was The Sun, I mean 'The Tories' (TM not606 Corona experts) who'd sent that confusing mixed message, wasn't it?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Well that could well be true.

And we're supposed to blindly copy the Germans aren't we so it won't be long till ours do too.

If only we had.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Well no, it was The Sun, I mean 'The Tories' (TM not606 Corona experts) who'd sent that confusing mixed message, wasn't it?

Probably. It wouldn’t be the first time a populist government has done so. Seems a realistic theory.