Coronavirus

Only thing I can see changing tomorrow is that they'll drop the exercise limit.

 

Something you and I can agree on at last Most people are ****ing idiots.

How in god’s name did the human race build the Pyramids, Medeaval cathedrals, the Chinese Wall and the Hubble telescope, when 3/4 of the population think Fray Bentos is the capital of Cuba?

 

Who's the tubby **** in the too small 'Pool shirt? ... that you, Sucksta?

 

Nah mate I'm not a fatty. 4 foot of pure venom though.

 

Person at the front is only there cos he wants the title*.

 

That's Kabanos mate ... happy to help

 

You Havana laugh?

 

I thought pub gardens were opening mate?

Someone on here said, must be fact.

 

Oops, watch out, Captain Pugwash is still rattling

 

You're really funny. What with the emoji and that.

 

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Somebody else's turn to light the barbecue ... ya bunch of ****s

 

I was wondering why you were going on about pub gardens the other day.

 

I think it’s beer gardens in Germany that are opening?

 

Yeh but can you even get a flight there at the mo?

 

Well that could well be true.

And we're supposed to blindly copy the Germans aren't we so it won't be long till ours do too.

 

Well no, it was The Sun, I mean 'The Tories' (TM not606 Corona experts) who'd sent that confusing mixed message, wasn't it?

 

If only we had.

 

Probably. It wouldn’t be the first time a populist government has done so. Seems a realistic theory.