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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 9, 2020.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    No not a thread about the effect of 8 weeks of fawning over Freya Ridings... or a thread about the last time Trev went to a transvestite lap dancing club.

    if the new owners were to ask all fans to vote for another statue around SJP what would you LHR choice be?

    Will it be Taylor doing the free kick over the wall?

    ketsbaia kicking in the hoardings?

    Nolan’s chicken dance?

    the purple dildo in the ear from SSN?

    or something else?

    no boundaries at all with this one so what person or moment would you want to see immortalised?
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Albert's arse out of Fenwicks window
     
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    Steven Taylor being shot by a sniper.
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    Shola! I'm being vaguely serious here as well, all his years at the club and I don't think he even got a testimonial, he deserves at least something.

    But what statues are there currently? Shearer, Robson and Milburn anymore? If Joe Harvey hasn't got a statue he definitely deserves one. Supermac and Keegan after him.
     
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    Joe Harvey. Absolutely criminal that there isn't one considering he won a European trophy.
     
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    Tiote slamming in the 4th against Arsenal
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Me, after I become supreme leader
     
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    Hatem
     
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    Ketsbaia kicking **** out of some sports direct signs!
     
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    Hmmm... Yes some statues and tributes can be tacky but to hate them is a bit full on
     
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    tino mid celebration
     
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  13. Ben 10

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    Expected something like massive belly or something along those lines as your response!
     
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    In hindsight Joe Harvey should have had a Statue, instead of the Plaque,

    You have to earn the right, and no one else has done that for me, not even Shola - you could argue on a BAME front, but I don't think so

    Hopefully in years to come, someone will step up to the mark and earn it.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    **** me sideways
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    #jealousy
     
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    Thanks for helping me change my mind on Shola.
    It may help if you take time to understand the context of my post.
    At a time when racism is on the increase in the town, along with Tyneside as a whole, NUFC could do with someone, a Geordie, not an outsider, who may just push the right buttons, resonate and help aspire young BAME kids from around the area.

    Whilst you may belittle Shola, he's actually well thought of up here, in particular for work outside of football.

    So STATUE FOR SHOLA. <ok>
     
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  19. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    Barton twatting a horse
     
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    Hi, I'm. Sucky.

    Is Welshie allowed out to play?
     
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