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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    I went to Boots not long ago for some deodorant. The assistant asked “Do you want the ball type?”
    I said “No, it’s for under my arms”
     
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    Heard a similar one - I went into a Norwegian chemist and asked for deodorant. The assistant asked Ball or Aerosol (say it in norwegian accent)? - no its for under my arms
     
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    aye a crap workman always blames the tools...............<laugh><laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>:azn:
     
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    Bollocks!

     
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    Brilliant <laugh>

    Reminds of this classic ...

    ... nowt like British humour to bring down a 1000 year Reich <laugh>

     
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    Saw this Elaine Page Had to explain a truncated story on the Telegraph <laugh>

    I think I need to clarify to
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    readers, who may have seen the truncated headline, that the full quote is .... "I've been having cocktails parties on Zoom" ... really, matron!! #carryonisolation

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    How did the bloke who invented the clock know what time it was ?
     
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