I understand that Ian Duncan Smith MP, that stalwart representative of the working class is agitating for the current two metre distance limit to be reduced to enable more businesses to operate.
I have an idea.
Re-open Parliament to Members.
Insist that each member sits in The House for, say, three hours a day at a distance of, say, half a metre. This will enable the Business of the House to be carried out more efficiently.
IF at the end of, say, one month, no Member has caught anything, the rest of the Country can do the same.
Using MP's as Guinea-Pigs rather than workers or children seems like a good idea to me.
After all, they do tend to claim that they are only doing the job out of a wish to serve and be useful.