Anyone seen Kim Jong Un, recently? Rumours abound ranging from him having had a heart operation that has gone wrong, to him having died. I read that his sister is likely to take over, if he has died, and she is likely to be as dangerous as him, allegedly.
I hear she's got the secret to why when we eat fake kimchi, we go wtf is this hideous stuff, whereas Koreans love the real thing. If that's true, then I'm all for her
Good news guys. Our lying toe rag of a part time Prime Minister is back. I have been trying to think of a positive and can only come up with it means we will probably see much less of the sneering Thicky Patel and the rest of his team of amateur politicians.
They would get on well having so much in common. Megalomania, keeping the people poor, lying to the people, isolating their country, and I haven't the time to write all the other similarities.
My mate in China reckons that top Chinese doctors were sent over and he’s either dead or very close or it.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/china-sends-team-medics-north-21924511 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/everything-you-need-know-kim-21928355
I reckon he`s a good bloke, that Kim Jong Un. He executed his cousin using an anti-aircraft gun. Much quicker than hanging etc. Thoughtful acts like this restore my faith in human nature. I for one would make him Sir Kim, along with Captain Tom.
His name was never going to age well though, was it? Bit like Boy George; the Young’Un tag doesn’t really work on anyone over 45.
Umm Has anyone else seen that the US navy has confirmed videos of UFOS taken in fighter jets are real? What the hell
Rejoice! Rejoice! Yet another Pfeffel sprog. Oh well, gives him the opportunity for an extra fortnights skive.
In the 9 months or so hes been prime minister, hes actually been in work for about a week. Fair play to him
Ah! Isn't it lovely. He is a new Dad after making himself so ill and nearly dying because he was working so very hard to save our country. People have got to stop being beastly to him. We are so lucky to have him as our Prime Minister. There is no one better. There, that should keep the Tory sycophants and Johnson apologists happy.
Came back from sick leave on Monday, paternity leave starts today. He'll need a holiday after that, if he can get a flight somewhere.
