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I always say the home team first, no matter what. Sorry.

 

It stops the follow up question.

Example

Trev " How did Rangers get on ? "

Iain " They lost 1-3 "

Trev "Were they playing at home ? "

Iain "Yes "

 

I had a cheese and onion sandwich for lunch. Twas very nice indeed.

Now I am going to watch Robocop.

See ya later.

 

Or to avert such a crisis, you could always say a team lost 3-1 at home, like any normal ****. Or they won 2-0 away. ****ers.

 

I'm pretty sure it started with people that watch American sports .

 

No doubt, no doubt. Not sure if they still do it but in the NFL, they used to put the away team first on the fixture list e.g. NY Giants @ Dallas Cowboys

 

Utterly sickening.

 

They still do. Home team shows up second.

 

Ah ha ha you deluded Engurlanders and your fùcked up view of history. It was Scotland that subjugated England petal, not the other way around. You had been kicked out of Scotland 300 years previously. Sent home to think again as it where. 300 years later our king took your crown and gave you a bible. In fact it wasn't until after the union of parliaments and the Scots taking over the reigns did the "British" empire actually take off.

Google it, you'll discover the truth.

You have spent the last 300 years doing everything you can to fùck up our good works. So much so we have actually had enough wiping your slavering chins for you and are about to cut you loose.

When that happens you will be really fùcked. It's only the canny Scots and Irish that have kept you cùnts afloat.

 

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****ters.

 

Moi? Deluded?

Did you not get the gist of the previous replies? Us English have been used as a veritable football by all sorts of twats, Scots included, but you still make no mention of how you got your arses handed to you and haven't been able to get over yourselves ever since. Or did Bonnie Prince Italian ***got never happen?

It was the Act of Union, we all joined together to create a better whole. Both English and Scots have benefited ever since, it isn't England that wants to be rid of you lot by the way just all of you with a hard on after watching Braveheart. If Queen Lizzie had got her hole and knocked out a son and heir Wee Jimmy wouldn't have gotten a look in.

 

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We got our arse handed to US?

Bonnie Prince Charlie was a fenian mate. That shìt wasn't a Scotland/England fing. That was a Kaflik/Proddie thing.

We won, the dark side was vanquished and the shining light of Scottish Presbyterianism went to rule the world and invent just about everything there in.

As I was saying, try googling stuff. It will save you from these embarrassing historical inaccuracies.

 

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What do they do in a ground share scenario?Asking for a friend.

 

The only inaccuracy appears to be that you appear to believe Scotland "won". If this was the case and Scotland beat the English I doubt you would be getting your sporran in a bunch and demanding independence now. Do we now have to have two threads? One for the staunch Protestant Scotland that never bent the knee and another for the wussy Catholic Scotland who rolled over and made shortbread when it all came on top?

 

Hmmm I like shortbread BTW Are the Walkers shortbread with hazelnuts and choc chips widely available in Scotland ?I could only get them in airports,@EasterRoad1980 to confirm.

 

Is that why Israel are in the hat for European football ?

 

I'm with Aldo on this one , English and Scottish Nationalism is very crass.

Britain first every time