BREAKING NEWS: @GaryLineker and @GNev2 have had their test results back and both have come back positive for STUPID. Our thoughts are with them at this difficult time!
I actually think GNev comes across better and more intelligently than most of the rest of the ex-players on tv. This despite where he comes from/whom he played for.
Neville is a spineless twat, he supported Carragher over spitting in that girls face and kept him his job, oh who sponsors his football club?? That’s right it’s Sky ffs, hope Sky goes tits up and they all end up on the dole.
A young fella walks into a pub with his girlfriend, a bloke at the bar says " punching above your weight there aren't you pal, where you find her" "Thailand, we're getting married soon" "You don't want to be getting married mate, that's when the blowjobs stop" "Oh, that's ok, I hate giving her them anyway"
‘Twas a little play on words Jonny. Jerk is one of the many expressions we have this side of the pond for choking the chicken. Clean is what you might need to do afterwards. ...In WJ’s case for four hours which is pretty impressive at his age.
No mate I think he is the best comb over, orange painted president there has ever been and anybody who says otherwise is just part of the lamestream media
Great specifically and Oz overall is fine, 6 new covid cases so far today in the country and 1 death I think. We are still arguing about starting the footie season at the end of May so how the UK are looking at restarting things with where they are is a mystery. Great songs created by people in this lock down have kept me smiling.