Coronavirus

[Spurlock]

Think I actually prefer this to the normal motd. We lose most weeks anyway.

How does Shearer get a TV gig? Boring ****...he’s so BBC

Wrighty is bare Bantz

I enjoyed that

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Daily Mail? I’m not reading that racist, hate promoting, joke of a paper.

I'll wait till Infowars catches up then.

 

[Diego]

Shearer and Wrighty both putting Roy Keane at number 1 in their top European imports lists. Spot on.

Eric should have give him a close run, if only for his overall impact on both us and Leeds.

 

[Stan]

Lineker disagrees about the Keane thing and Wrighty gets very defensive. He’s clearly fallen under Keano’s spell since they started working together.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Lineker just disagrees with everything cos he likes to be different, the **** faced ****. He’s like Roy in real life.

We miss you bro.

 

[Welshie]

Lineker is a host tho, job is to play devils advocate and get the best out of the other two.

 

[Stan]

Lineker is a host tho, job is to play devils advocate and get the best out of the other two.

Didn’t work though. He crapped on about how Keane was a great captain but not a great player. The other two told him to STFU.

 

[Welshie]

Didn’t work though. He crapped on about how Keane was a great captain but not a great player. The other two told him to STFU.

Well, he's completely wrong, cos Keane was ****ing amazing.

 

[Spurlock]

Easy now

with so many(it seems) fitting one of the above 3 categories of late, I’m losing track and no doubt so are some of you

So maybe we can keep a little list...so we can keep track of comings and goingZ

 

[brb]

Comm not banned but currently folllowing flouncing rules of social distancing.

Chaos banned for not social distancing.

Sucky self isolating from the cironavirus thread.

West Ham fella, whatever his name, sent to Mars by Major Captain Tom and sitting in a tin can.

thespamwithnoname not seen since guy fawkes, probably sent on his way with a firework up his arse by ALDO.

NSIS the x files on the case, the truth is out there.

HiaG got blue rinsed and sadly died. RIP

 

[Stan]

I’ve always liked Ian Wright (although he got prissy on I’m a Celeb). Great character, incredible goal scorer. His comments on the Cantona kung fu kick were nailed on.

 

[Sucky]

Self isolating my
I was banned for bantz again.

 

[Archers Road]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...on-game-changing-immunity-tests.html#comments

Fingers crossed, eh? If this is ready by June, go back to work in June unless you're a key worker. Keep the vulnerable safe until a vaccine comes out. But most importantly, we can get the Prem finished in June.

And there will be a parade.

Stay safe y'all.

Get everyone back to work by June, but give all the key workers the rest of the summer off

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Get everyone back to work by June, but give all the key workers the rest of the summer off

We’ll need to keep the Nightingale hospitals open for the spike in cases of alcohol poisoning.

 

[Archers Road]

We’ll need to keep the Nightingale hospitals open for the spike in cases of alcohol poisoning.

Good idea. Could staff it with plucky volunteers.

 

[gooner4ever]

Is Piskie still on go slow as he hasn’t been on much - or is he still missing his chum

 

[pompeymeowth]

I'd love to see a flounce league table. We could send Hiag into Europe, next season.

 

[Sucky]

I'd love to see a flounce league table. We could send Hiag into Europe, next season.

Id like to see a thread banned for mod bants table.

Im deffo top

 

[brb]

Id like to see a thread banned for mod bants table.

Im deffo top

Not any more, you've just been relegated

 

[pompeymeowth]

Id like to see a thread banned for mod bants table.

Im deffo top

Hiag is a champion, he gets an empty, open topped bus ride.

You can stand upstairs and pull gangsta poses if you like, while he hides downstairs, ringing the bell.