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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Apr 20, 2020.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Jocks tho.

    Yuk
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    you would say that though, cos ye'v been outed as a ****ing mossad agent
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    **** off then

    you know where GC is

    bye
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    hey slurps your tampons fell out, here ill get it for you.
     
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  5. Sucky

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  6. Spurlock

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    just messin bro

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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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  8. Sucky

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    Ooh nice your ones got pubes
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    saw something on reddit the other day, it was an askreddit about something you did as a kid that's gross now. The one that stood out is this guy who said he used to hide in the girls changing rooms, same time every month and wait for his crush to throw away her used tampon. He'd run in and stuff it in his mouth and he said it made him cum instantly everytime.
     
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  10. Sucky

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    So yeah anyways @Welshie

    @Stan got bodied tonight.

    The whole forum laughed.

    Except Tobes, he was confused on this rare occasion and tried to defend his lady. Which is honourable and exactly what you'd expect from a man of his not606 standing. (we won't mention #sneakypmbangatewithstan)

    Oh and Stans mask slipped for all to see when he couldn't laugh at his online ego so went full fire and brimstone talking about his iq test score was better than roys and his slum is better than mine. Or it was when he lived there but not when I did. Summin like that<laugh>
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    <laugh> thanks for the update.

    I think @Tobes was the first to admit he was not his usual self tonight. He even offered me a compliment, I hope he's ok.

    Stan is someone I don't really know, but he likes to pick on the weak it seems. I'm sure we will all move past this with the exact same opinions of each other as before. :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Well stans very very smart so I'm sure if anyone can learn from this life lesson it's a clever on the ball never miss a trick university graduate and mensa member like him.

    And he took it so well today, I have absolute faith in him. <laugh>
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

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    So what have I missed?

    Anyone want to fill me in?
     
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  14. Welshie

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    Comms gone so you need some new beef ye?
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Page 8 mate, Stan and 1trillion (Roy)

    Well worth a read<laugh>
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Nah Stans already felt the swift slap from my glove of satisfaction before. Wasn't feeling it and we've been bestie ever since.

    Which is why his comments today about my home and partner and shelves had me completely stunned. And upset, I was upset too.
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

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    He's a card, that Roy.
     
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  18. Welshie

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    I can see why, attacking a loved one is cruel, unsual and just plain mean.
     
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  19. Sucky

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    **** her mate i meant the shelves really, wtf did they do to him?.
     
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    He has a brain as smooth as jonjo shelveys haircut.
     
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