You ve got to listen carefully or you will miss him mentioning ventilators
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My fave was the swabs monologue. I’ll see if I can find it.
You'll have so many swabs you won't know what to do with them.
Maybe they can use them to sterilise the beautiful masks. Or plug the holes in ugly gowns that have knife cuts in them? They're not so beautiful.
'Very, very smart kids from Tech Valley. I said 'Do you want to serve in my government? They said No, they wanted to help the country'. 
'Very, very smart kids from Tech Valley. I said 'Do you want to serve in my government? They said No, they wanted to help the country'.
lmfao
It's like Alan Partridge.
As said, I really missed it for a few nights. It's must-see TV now just before you go to bed, it really is.
****ing hell, these doctors seem to be looking at him terrified and keep having to say 'Under the President's leadership'. It's like those Idi Amin press conferences in the 70's when you knew he had their families locked up with petrol-filled tyres around their necks in case they didn't extol him enough.
As said, I really missed it for a few nights. It's must-see TV now just before you go to bed, it really is.
I had no idea before yesterday and even then I thought his buffoonary was a one off, until I read the posts tonight. I'll be watching tomorrow. This is comedy gold.
Makes me think though, that moron is untouchable.
Only a black lab can pull off that look of utter disgust as well, as if to say 'How long do I have to wear this for your ****ing amusement, you twat?'.
I’ve noticed that everyone who speaks has to give the President all the credit. I studied American literature/history at uni and had no idea that the POTUS was all powerful. I suspect he/she is but this is the first time such power has been abused.
He didn’t mind. He’s the nicest natured dog ever. Biggly. Thick as mince but an absolute heart of gold.
They could be giving him the credit to distance themselves when the **** really hits the fan and this idiot is no longer in office.
If he was a chocolate Labrador he would have been a perfect photo fit
CNN keep quoting something called the Hay (?0 Act, I think. Basically, he's legally not allowed to turn these conferences into party political opportunities. Contrast his briefings with Cuomo. But as Trebs says (and you'd know this from studying US culture), he panders to a hard third of their electorate, and the ultimate last laugh is on us as he gets back in again in November.
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