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The Adkins Diet

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Singing Blue 3, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    So which professional footballer's are in most dire need?

    I propose the following candidates;

    1. Fat Frank of Chelsea, the obesity problem also seems to be making him a little bad tempered and hostile. He cant even get up from the bench these days. Vote 5 stars

    2. Tubby Lambo, Greggs the bakers ran out of pasties in above Bar on Saturday, enough said. Vote 1 star

    3. Barmy Nick of Hull. The Ex Spurs veteran just seems to be piling it on. Vote 3 stars.

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  2. saintadam1981

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    Ridiculous,all of these players are probably 10% body fat and get called fat,no wonder people have weight problems and have pressure to be thin! I presume you're an adonis singing blue?
     
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  3. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Resist, resist!
     
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  4. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    I will be polite, two words first begins with f the second ends with f, if you hadn't mentioned Lambo I would have been more polite.
     
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  5. Saints Fan4Life

    Saints Fan4Life Well-Known Member

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    i wont be ! !

    **** off singing blue !
     
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  6. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    do you like wwe?
    i do
     
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  7. North Hants Saint

    North Hants Saint Active Member

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    The guy who wrote this will be fatter than Lambert. I guarantee it.
     
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  8. Chaplow's Shiny Head

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    Rickie didnt look look all that fat when bombing in that hatrick v Forest but if you think he is skate boy my advice to Ricky is have another pasty
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Ricky said in an interview recently that he didn't understand properly about correct diet and keeping fit until he came to Saints. He's certainly come on under Adkins' tuition.
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I'm on a crash diet myself, at the moment.
    I drove my car into a big wall.
     
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  11. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> I would vote 1 star, its Tubby Lambo al the way! <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  12. North Hants Saint

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    He can be as 'fat' (apparently) as he wants, as long as he scores goals, which he is doing. He'll still score more goals than all your strikers put together.
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    lambert is fiiiiiine
     
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  14. Itchen North Matt

    Itchen North Matt Active Member

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    If those guys are considered fat then lord help the rest of us. Neil Shipperley is very fat, Guy Butters also, but truly fat players like the former 2 and MLT have been out of the professional game for some time
     
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  15. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    Any injuries? Nothing trivial I hope!
     
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  16. Singing Blue,
    You are a complete numbnuts but it's nice to see you back in a funny way. Have you been offshore molesting fish?
    It's nice to see that Huseklepp (who's a crap) kicking more than his backside on Saturday. He's not half the man that Lambertini is though.
    By the way are you getting a strained neck looking up at us? Are you green with envy? Like I need to wait for the answer...
    :D
     
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  17. AdamBanana20

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    SB3,I bet you're 5x fatter than Lambert.
     
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  18. saintadam1981

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    My sisters with you on that one!
     
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  19. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    "Tubby" Lambert - 6 goals.
    The entirety of Pompey's team - 8 goals.

    SB3's post is nothing but jealousy.

    Oh, and...
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  20. Qwerty

    Qwerty Well-Known Member

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    Vote 1 star? You are still in old606 mode SB3!
     
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