So which professional footballer's are in most dire need?
I propose the following candidates;
1. Fat Frank of Chelsea, the obesity problem also seems to be making him a little bad tempered and hostile. He cant even get up from the bench these days. Vote 5 stars
2. Tubby Lambo, Greggs the bakers ran out of pasties in above Bar on Saturday, enough said. Vote 1 star
3. Barmy Nick of Hull. The Ex Spurs veteran just seems to be piling it on. Vote 3 stars.

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I propose the following candidates;
1. Fat Frank of Chelsea, the obesity problem also seems to be making him a little bad tempered and hostile. He cant even get up from the bench these days. Vote 5 stars
2. Tubby Lambo, Greggs the bakers ran out of pasties in above Bar on Saturday, enough said. Vote 1 star
3. Barmy Nick of Hull. The Ex Spurs veteran just seems to be piling it on. Vote 3 stars.
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