A Better Class Of Joke On Here Pals!
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I've got it MaskyDrinking at home instead of the pub isn’t working out for Masky to be honest....he was just about to ask Mrs Masky for her phone number..,yikes!
Masky is no fool!
Masky thinks he’s being scammed....he’s received a phone call from someone offering tickets for an Elvis tribute performer! It says press one for the money, then two for the show! Fug off I told the voice....was Masky right?
Masky thinks he’s being scammed....he’s received a phone call from someone offering tickets for an Elvis tribute performer! It says press one for the money, then two for the show! Fug off I told the voice....was Masky right?
Masky is no fool!
Masky thinks he’s being scammed....he’s received a phone call from someone offering tickets for an Elvis tribute performer! It says press one for the money, then two for the show! Fug off I told the voice....was Masky right?
Three for sales, four for customer service, five to repeat options.
Have I got the right words????
Looks like you shredded her wheat.... And brings an whole new meaning to taking a roll in the hay
Masky cycled to Lidl’s this morning as he didn't need much. Got in there and he see’s 18 bottles of Peroni for £15.00, Masky never one to shirk a bargain thought he’ll have some of that, got outside started to pedal home with the beer on the cross bar. Masky thought this is no good he might fall off and break them, so he sat there and drank the lot. Good job he did because he fell off the bike 5 ****ing times on the way home.......pissed he was pals hic! Dodgy times!
Masky In fugging hospital again......hmmmm you’ll remember the issue with the daffodil bulbs yeah?
This has not been a good day for Masky. After spending the last 4 weeks quarantined inside the house, going stir crazy. he decided to go horse riding, something he hasn’t done in years. It turned out to be one huge mistake!
Masky got on the horse and started out slowly, which was fine. But then he went a little faster; before he knew it, he was going as fast as the horse could go. Poor Masky couldn't take the pace, fell off and caught his foot in the stirrup. The horse was then going like the clappers with Masky on the ground & his foot stuck in the stirrup. The horse just would not stop, it was out of control. Masky had never known anything like it.
Thankfully the manager at Tesco came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of Masky’s coins so he wouldn't try to ride the Elephant........fug off!
This has not been a good day for Masky. After spending the last 4 weeks quarantined inside the house, going stir crazy. he decided to go horse riding, something he hasn’t done in years. It turned out to be one huge mistake!
Masky got on the horse and started out slowly, which was fine. But then he went a little faster; before he knew it, he was going as fast as the horse could go. Poor Masky couldn't take the pace, fell off and caught his foot in the stirrup. The horse was then going like the clappers with Masky on the ground & his foot stuck in the stirrup. The horse just would not stop, it was out of control. Masky had never known anything like it.
Thankfully the manager at Tesco came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of Masky’s coins so he wouldn't try to ride the Elephant........fug off!
Unusual for Masky, but he was drawn to write something meaningless and futile, but changed his mind!
As long as you are keeping well Masky you can write as much meaningless drivel as you like.
In fact, no change there then.
Not heard from his dancing bollocks for a while. Are they self isolating?As long as you are keeping well Masky you can write as much meaningless drivel as you like.
In fact, no change there then.
Could be painful for masky if they decide to socially distance.
Not heard from his dancing bollocks for a while. Are they self isolating?
Could be painful for masky if they decide to socially distance.
Understandable.
Masky is pissed off to be frank, he just rang Cardiff City Council to ask if it was okay to have a skip outside his house. Guy replied “yeah sure, go for it fatty!” Cheeky bugger!