Coronavirus

Well when I was out with the dog earlier everyone kept their distance - mind you the fact that the dog is muzzled might have something to do with that .

 

Dogs not on leads is my minor gripe for today.

 

Happy to report after a run on deserted beach that everyone is doing as they are told in bumpkin backwater Wales.

**** you London, enjoy your pavement.

 

Come on chief you know the rules (from the BBC web site)

What are the rules on exercise?
Warnings to stay away from beaches, national parks and other destinations were made as forecasters predicted warm weather in some areas and temperatures of up to 20C.

 

die bitch

 

Can see The Emirates from where I am now. Complete silence hanging over that place, so no change there then.

Might walk home along Parkland Walk, a disused railway track that's now a nature reserve. It's not all concrete jungle you know.

 

Surprised you can spell it.

 

I had help

 

I know mate.

But some people went to Richmond Park yesterday so now we're all supposed to stay in.

 

Some pissy little Italian **** started waving his hands at me as i was walking towards him with my headphones this morning, so as i aproach him i take off my bins and hes saying "keep your distance" lolz

Started doing this from about 15 yards away the dickhead.

Nah mate. Aint havin it.

 

He obvs thought you looked like a right scruffy, smelly, auld tramp, so he didn’t want you anywhere near him. **** all to do with coronavirus bro.

 

I don't have a dog, but if anyone comes within 6 feet of me I'll bark at them myself

 

I will **** you up bruv don't start yh

 

Lol

 

Were you wearing your Wormwood scrubs slippers bru?

 

Yh, its where i hide the shank

 

Next time just say "Fafan culo, puta" ... but be sure he really is Italian or the effort will be wasted

 

@astro will be along in mo to defend this behaviour by citing his great work for charity or something.

Maybe Jeff Bezos even.