Who Cracks First?

[Tel (they/them)]

I’ve eaten many curries in Rusholme Tel. Don’t be such a snob.

Last time I ate prawns at a restaurant in this country I got food poisoning.

I think Seafood found in cities around the U.K. is repulsive, that’s why I find your idea sickening.

You’re welcome to make up your own reasons though bro.

 

[Quesadaad]

I think we can all agree that the only seafood worth eating is either battered in a chippy or endorsed by Captain Birdseye

 

[Tobes]

Last time I ate prawns at a restaurant in this country I got food poisoning.

I think Seafood found in cities around the U.K. is repulsive, that’s why I find your idea sickening.

You’re welcome to make up your own reasons though bro.

I have a rule, unless it’s a really top end gaff, I never order fish / seafood in a restaurant more than 15 miles from the sea.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Ahhh you went HIAG... shame. Never mind. Enjoy your day bro.

Except that I do it for a laugh whereas Stan did it for real.

 

[Stan]

Last time I ate prawns at a restaurant in this country I got food poisoning.

I think Seafood found in cities around the U.K. is repulsive, that’s why I find your idea sickening.

You’re welcome to make up your own reasons though bro.

I don’t live in a city bruv. These prawns never made it that far.

But fair play for admitting you find the idea sickening. Kids do that with food. I can be a bit like that with some puréed food. When I get old and lose all my teeth I’m screwed.

 

[Stan]

Except that I do it for a laugh whereas Stan did it for real.

I’ve never called the cops because someone said something mean to me on the internet.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I have a rule, unless it’s a really top end gaff, I never order fish / seafood in a restaurant more than 15 miles from the sea.

You’d love the Harvester, down here, Tobias.

They do a great prawn cocktail starter.

 

[Welshie]

Last time I ate prawns at a restaurant in this country I got food poisoning.

I think Seafood found in cities around the U.K. is repulsive, that’s why I find your idea sickening.

You’re welcome to make up your own reasons though bro.

Welsh seaside towns have lovely seafood. But its the little stalls that sell the best fishy snacks, delicious.

But an actual restaurant in England or dare i say Scotland? No thanks.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I’ve never called the cops because someone said something mean to me on the internet.

Firstly, you came very close. Us lads thought you were going to cry.

Secondly, I threaten to call the police only as a joke. Why would I need to when I can sue you!

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I have a rule, unless it’s a really top end gaff, I never order fish / seafood in a restaurant more than 15 miles from the sea.

When I’m in Portugal it’s almost all I eat, cos I know I can eat steaks, burgers, pasta whatever at home. I do like the kebab skewers from Apolonia though.

 

[Stan]

Firstly, you came very close. Us lads thought you were going to cry.

Secondly, I threaten to call the police only as a joke. Why would I need to when I can sue you!

Was that before or after you flounced? (You don’t need to be specific about which flounce).

 

[Hoddle is a god]

But an actual restaurant in England or dare i say Scotland? No thanks.

That’s just as well.

In Bournemouth, a lot of the better restaurants have signs in the window saying “No dogs or Taffys!”

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I don’t live in a city bruv. These prawns never made it that far.

But fair play for admitting you find the idea sickening. Kids do that with food. I can be a bit like that with some puréed food. When I get old and lose all my teeth I’m screwed.

Nice try Stan, I’m a veteran beefer bro, the K bombs just bounce off me.

 

[Stan]

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[Hoddle is a god]

Was that before or after you flounced? (You don’t need to be specific about which flounce).

No need to lose your ****, Stan.

Again.

 

[Stan]

Nice try Stan, I’m a veteran beefer bro, the K bombs just bounce off me.

Yeah. I’ve noticed. Or something (new emoji required).

 

[Welshie]

That’s just as well.

In Bournemouth, a lot of the better restaurants have signs in the window saying “No dogs or Taffys!”

Casual xenophobic comments??

Ban hammer surely.

 

[Tobes]

When I’m in Portugal it’s almost all I eat, cos I know I can eat steaks, burgers, pasta whatever at home. I do like the kebab skewers from Apolonia though.

Can’t beat an authentic cataplana served in a traditional Portuguese seafood restaurant.

 

[Stan]

No need to lose your ****, Stan.

Again.

If lockdown is extended and we run out of material @brb may have to publish your private messages to him. That would be funny Cliff.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Oh Stan’s on the edge... just as HIAG turns up. This about to get litty...

Cmon Fosse wake up ffs.