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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Commachio

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    Boil them up, get all the flavours.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

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    What’s that pal in that bowl?

    Prawn shell.

    Want me to bin it for ya?

    No it’s marinading.

    What?

    Like for stock, for me curry. Where you going?... come back I swear it’ll be great... John... John... **** sake.
     
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  3. Stan

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    Everyone wants to make a name for themselves.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

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    Then tip into the drain outside.
     
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    I like that @luvgonzo has a go at varied dishes. Ok, most of them look like dogshit, but at least he has a good go at it.

    Tonight’s effort at a risotto was wetter than an otters pocket though.
     
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  6. Sucky

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    Probably hangs up teabags on pegs too the disgusting bastard.
     
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  7. Stan

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    You can cook an egg topknot but you’re not qualified to comment on proper cooking.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    It's what stock is..

    Be it prawn, chicken, veg etc. It's all the left overs boiled down.
     
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    24hr burgers ya feckin minger<laugh>
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    I had my first non-decaf coffee in about 8 years yesterday, it was completely uneventful. Waste of time really.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Sucky

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    I love his bravery.

    That **** was downloaded by me and filed in the #NeverForget vault.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    Nobody boils leftovers from prawns bro, it’s all ass and guts and shell. Aint nobody wanna eat that ****.
     
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    <laugh>

    What do you reckon the stock is made of when you have a prawn curry? Not the **** they put in a takeaway but the stuff they use when you go to a decent Indian restaurant?
     
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    Wtf is this?
    Would you notice any diff between decaf and caff anyway?
     
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    De-caf?

    Oh mate.
     
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    And the black **** spine.

    Yummy
     
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    Innit, dafuk.
     
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    Is now a good time to talk about lobster bisque? No?
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    I never order prawns, they’re stinking. I’m a veggie/Chicken only curry consumer. Prawns are basically sea maggots.
     
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