Coronavirus

I must admit, I’ve never looked like an 80 year old Chinese lesbian. Hope you’ve not been on the end of any hate crime recently.

 

@brb you poor excuse for bog roll in these times of restricted supply ... you owe me big time for the escalation of post count on this thread ... bank details to follow

 

We should have a banning amnesty during lockdown bruv, perhaps a jail thread to send the convicts rather than a outright just for this time.
Juat tryna be cool and that

 

Lets calm the **** down before someone gets cut

 

they'll we at it for weeks, if not longer at this rate.

 

I was actually completely cool....I merely did as I was asked.

 

It looked great tbf, but it was a packet mix, so doesn’t count.

Soz abar that

 

There’s no way you hate Stan. If you genuinely do hate Stan then you’d really hate me.

 

are you deemed in the high risk catergory, and having 3 months oof?

 

Possibly but we'll likely never know unless your balls drop ... but thanks for proving my point about you making digs about poster's physical appearance whilst hiding like a no ball wimp, Staniel

 

The daft **** has been all over the place for beards, ever since he ****ed his life up shagging that old bird, he’s been an absolute mess, and completely unpredictable.

**** him.

 

High risk but still working mate ... no letter yet ... perhaps they know I'm indestructible?

 

Post count is going up quicker than the coronavirus count, I can't keep up with whose saying what

 

Yeah, like we can afford to lose a Saints fan ffs.

Big club bias

 

I was talking about me you self obsessed dickhead

 

pathetic flounce

fk that ****

 

@Hoddle is a god just PM'd me asking me to pass on a request to close his account

 

Soz mate, too many comments, I can't keep up.

 

Youre alright. Stans a dick tho.

 

I’ve been for an hour walk with our dogs and a run on the treadmill. I’ve also played, and won (the old man has still got it), a best of three table tennis match against my son, put together a badminton net in the garden and cooked. It concerns me that all of the above are not realistic daily activities for another two months.