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Who Cracks First?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Apr 2, 2020.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    both of them had a dead father.. weird
     
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  2. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    They was sisters mate
    So not that weird really
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Who da minger in ya avi?
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    no thats why it was weird ... so much so that the next one i said very early on "let me guess? your dads dead"? i didnt get a shag that night just a very worried girl
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Always awkward when someones got a dead parent and you just blurt it out.

    Even more awkward when its in school and everyone goes ":emoticon-0104-surpr"
     
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  6. Quesadaad

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    Alicia Douvall
    Not sure if her dads dead though
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    these girls get this much work done, they must wake up some days and think "what the **** have I done to myself?"

    That girl Jessy from Little Mix, she's wrecking her face.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. I am a complex character, and deeply misunderstood, on this forum, Sisu.
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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  11. They don't have much choice, do they!

    Last time it was either Trump or Hilary Clinton.
     
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  12. O'l Gravy Leg

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    I think you've probably made your bed on here a long time ago like me <laugh> You cant undo it now <ok>
     
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  13. Actually, I am very calm.

    At home and stripped to my underpants, thinking about pouring myself a glass of expensive New Zealand Pinot Noir.

    It's practically impossible to be disgruntled under these circumstances.

    Hell, if I can be arsed, I might muster the energy to scratch my balls.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Did you spend the last 10 years of your life desperately trying to be funny on this site as well?
     
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  15. brb

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    Lots of people on the edge today <whistle>
     
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  16. Willhoops

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    Just wait till I raid your jaffa cake stash
     
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  17. Yes, I think he did, Tel.

    Obviously, he wasn't as successful as I was.
     
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  18. brb

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. O'l Gravy Leg

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    Yeah Trump is evil, I mean look at the things he's done..
    Lying America into a war killing a million people and destroying countries and creating ISIS as a result
    Bringing slavery back to Libya and causing the waves of migrants.
    Making black Americans and poor white and black Americans a commodity for the prison system
    Putting men in women's locker rooms
    Supplying Mexican cartels with US military grade weapons
    Using the IRS to target political opponents
    Running a several hundred billion dollar slush fund for foreign governments and despots to put money into for favours
    Voting against law changes that would have freed thousands of black Americans from prison for non violent crimes
    Serial raping of women and kid fiddling


    just SOME of the things the previous 3 presidents (and Hillary) did, and yet not even Bush faced what Trump is facing for far less serious offenses

    The media have you absolutely brainwashed. Trump's an ass, but what you and the liberal media make him out to be, is ****in ludicrous

    and the media divided the country from the start of the 2016 election, you have no clue mate. The media did the exact same in the UK since the whole Brexit thing started.
     
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  20. Sucky

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    Probably killed himself when that came out his gfs minge
     
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