Mouser Watch #2

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Must be Wuhan Poool supporters, welded in en-masse to
prevent them spreading both Corona-chan and whinging
about being denied the 2020 PL title.
I am more worried about the mouser whinging virus. Respected commentators (me) expect it to last at least 300 years and affect people in repetitive waves (every day but peaking at weekends). There is already a tangible vaccination against it but 10 mg of sodium cyanide mainlined straight into the jugular does not come without a few notable side effects, namely 'Saturday night fever', medically known as death. Despite the Premier League allowing an additional 43 seasons for the league to be completed, sufferers will claim that the 'whole world was against them' or all other teams 'conspired' against them. There will be calls to declare Liverpool as a republic, or at least the capital of Scouseland, with a bit of Jock thrown in. History teachers in hundreds of years time will talk about the 'Manchester' virus that was created in a Manchester United supporters bar in Wuhan in China specifically to deprive them of the title. Batman, will be banned from all cinemas in Scouseland. No football match will be allowed to commence without a rendition of 'You'll nearly never walk alone'. Rumours of a Bill Shankly resurrection on Easter Sunday will spread across the nation. There will be calls for him to be canonized.
 
The Mousers won`t like to hear it but I can`t see how this season can be completed fairly and legitimately, Spurs for eg. have already gained an unfair advantage should the season resume, players that were previously injured are now likely to be fit to potentially complete the season, we were going nowhere without Kane and Son and now both key players are approaching fitness.

A season completed not in accordance with the accepted rules, regulations and standards set out before it begins, can only be considered illegitimate and would carry zero credence or acceptance in my opinion. There are too many variables and too many inconsistencies at work now for this season to be completed and considered 100% fair and without compromise.
 
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The Mousers won`t like to hear it but I can`t see how this season can be completed fairly and legitimately, Spurs for eg. have already gained an unfair advantage should the season resume, players that were previously injured are now likely to be fit to potentially complete the season, we were going nowhere without Kane and Son and now both key players are approaching fitness.

A season completed not in accordance with the accepted rules, regulations and standards set out before it begins, can only be considered illegitimate and would carry zero credence or acceptance in my opinion. There are too many variables and too many inconsistencies at work now for this season to be completed and considered 100% fair and without compromise.
This is so true, we could have Rashford and Pogba back which apart from being a boost for us would be a problem for struggling teams we may have left to play
 
Gosh,I didn't know that was going on,Human. Boris to the rescue???????
Gone on. The article is 7 years old. They’ve now expanded their ground, but yes, the behaviour of that club in doing what it did to run down that area was truly shameful.
 
Destroyed the prem this year. Title or not. [HASHTAG]#truechamps[/HASHTAG]