This cultivation of hair thing you're doing - does it work for the top of your napper?
Asking for a friend.![]()
This cultivation of hair thing you're doing - does it work for the top of your napper?
Asking for a friend.![]()
you need to learn to anticipate her emotional needs. You need to understand that although she said one thing she clearly meant another.
You need to appreciate that smashing your credit cards on needless sh*t is Just a way of dealing with her inner angst... all of which is caused by you.
You need to understand that hair appointments and shopping for needless sh*t is more tiring than working like a dog so you should feed/bath/put the kids to bed while she recovers with chocolate and a good book.
you need to accept that you are a lousy husband - after all her friends (unemployed) husband will have done loads of diy and you still haven’t put up the new shelves she ordered on amazon to store her latest tat on... or cleared out the garage of last years tat she has now replaced
if you can’t accept your incompetence and laziness... and learn to grasp these fundamental marriage survival tactics, then it’s hard to be sympathetic.
as they say, life’s a bitch and then you marry one
At least that’s how it is for some people. My wife’s lovely
Apparently the only thing that works for that is to get a beautiful buxom blonde to repeatedly slap itThis cultivation of hair thing you're doing - does it work for the top of your napper?
Asking for a friend.![]()
Must be why I’ve been comparedApparently the only thing that works for that is to get a beautiful buxom blonde to repeatedly slap it![]()
Slap it with what? (..... wonders if he should have asked or stuck with the vision in his head ......).Apparently the only thing that works for that is to get a beautiful buxom blonde to repeatedly slap it![]()

I thought it was because of the way you dragged your knuckles!Must be why I’ve been compared
To
A
Gorilla on many an occasion

or threw **** at peopleI thought it was because of the way you dragged your knuckles!![]()

or threw **** at people![]()
Or picked his arse then his nose with the same finger.
After 12 weeks of lock down this will be widespreadHang on a minute I think I'm having some sort of epiphany...
Standing in the door of the pink flamingo crying in the rain
Used to love that song but now it just reminds me I need new underwear
Lee I don't think I will ever forgive you.
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I think there’s a production line somewhere. They customise the hardware a bit to give the illusion of variety, like the faces, but the software they load is always the same.Did we marry the same women?
Have you tried switching them off and switching them on again, perhaps they will re-boot to factory settings?I think there’s a production line somewhere. They customise the hardware a bit to give the illusion of variety, like the faces, but the software they load is always the same.
Have you tried switching them off and switching them on again, perhaps they will re-boot to factory settings?
It’s the fact that their speech routines and attitude algorithms get automatically reinstalled that’s my problem. And the photographic memory back to the day they first encountered me, that’s a huge problem.You can manually reboot them, but typically they reshoe, redress, Rehair, Renail etc automatically on a regular basis
Have you tried switching them off and switching them on again, perhaps they will re-boot to factory settings?
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Beer is bestmastered the art of turning them off.....struggle with the turning them on bit![]()
Beer is best
I think it was my explanation of why I’d deleted his post. Several of his videos have been deleted over the months as others had reported them for containing racism or offence and he’d never realised.
I think it's time to set record straight so you don't keep hiding behind the forum.
I left cos you overstepped your boundaries by taking a socialist dictatorial attitude to feed your own personal agenda.
Your claim TR is a racist is your own personal opinion, as are others, but you used your own personal opinion by making false claims that TR, and the other supporting videos were racist, then you used it as a weapon to satisfy your own agenda.
There are TR supporters and non TR supporters on this forum, according to you, those TR supporters are all racist.
Here's why you overstepped your boundaries and used the videos as a weapon to satisfy your own personal agenda.
1,....TR has never been charged with so called racism, nor has he ever made any racist remarks.......He has a world wide following cos he stands up for freedom, freedom of speech and revealing the truth. According to you, TR's world wide following are all racist cos they oppose your own personal opinion.
2,....TR has black people, Indians and some Muslims who agree with and support him, to name a few.
3,...By taking down the videos, you also claimed those supporting TR for the sexual molestation of his daughter were also racist.
4,...You have never provided any evidence, whatsoever that TR is a racist, nor to prove I'm a so called racist.
5,...Your personal opinion on TR being a racist is a personal accusation and opinion only, you don't have the right, authority or expertise to make up rules and laws to feed your own negative agenda.
6,...If I called you an Irish twat, would I be being a so called racist, according to your agenda I would be.
7,...Police admitted the man who sexually molested his daughter admitted to it.............You lose, again.
8,...Some police (probably acting under orders) and the MSM go after TR cos they don't like the fact he stands up for this Country, the people, freedom, freedom of speech and helping victims of Muslim grooming gangs and terrorists...........You believing these socialist dictators also makes you a socialist dictator.....when it suits your negative agenda.
9, If I want to dislike Muslims, Paki's, Indians, Russians or Yanks etc it's because it's my own personal preference, a God given and Government right given to all people in the UK.........Disliking people doesn't make you a so called racist, people dislike people cos of what they do, not what they are.
10,...Below are a couple of videos showing TR being very racist by trying to help the elderly couple being spat at and harrassed by 3 immigrants, one being an illegal. I believe the illegal hit the elderly woman and give her a black eye...........oh yeah, these three thugs that TR was being racist to also run a crack house from their house, selling it to kids.........but TR trying to help was being racist.
11, As for the warning letter, or whatever it's called, it's unwarranted and never received.
12, TR's videos are out there on the public domain for all to watch, haters and supporters alike.........they're allowed to make up, and have their own personal opinions on TR............you don't have the right to tell them otherwise.
Tommy being racist..........watch the whole videos.
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Avi Yemeni on TR trying to help the elderly couple.
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Whichever way you want to look at it..........you're cowering behind the forum and your position as a mod........
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