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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Time to get a 'persistent cough' that she just can't shift. I'm not generally in favour of people playing the system, but you have to go with your gut feeling when it comes to your health.

    Hope you get it sorted ok.
     
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  2. Stan

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    What a ****ing moron.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    I have bronchiectasis and I don't even have one of these letters. It all sounds like a load of nonsense.
     
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  4. Sucky

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    Luckily i was just before the postcode wars generation. Just:bandit:

    But i hear ya and right you are, i never go south. Utter ****hole full of **** ****s and my west London swag stands out like a flame in a dark room, ive lived in Thornton heath, west croydon, brixton and tooting so im aware of just how scummy south is. <laugh>
     
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  5. Tobes

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    What does she do mate?
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    Teacher.
     
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I've got a weakened immune system but don't fall into the vulnerable category. I think a lot of people are in that group that have a higher risk but aren't classed as extremely vulnerable. I am probably towards the safer end of that group though.

    I'm one of the lucky ones. I am on full pay up until the 31st March. I work as a manager in the events industry. We work on rolling 12 month contracts that run from April 1st to March 31st so my contract isn't being renewed in April. However, they have told some of us that we will be getting 3 month contracts starting May 1st on half hours. It will be a struggle but I can cope with that. They have also told us that we are free to get alternative employment now, even when the new contract kicks in on May 1st, as long as we are available to work with 7 days notice. Personally I am just going to try and make my wages last without leaving the house. I should be ok up until that new contract ends in July and then I can take stock again if everything is still on lock down, which I think it will be for the events industry at least.
     
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  8. armchairblue

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    Careful,you ****<laugh>
     
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  9. Sucky

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    My birds just been told she'll be paid 80% of her normal hours for the next 12 weeks.

    Is there a grant for putting up with her 24/7?
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Come over ere mate, we dont eat off our own:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    All ages are dying ! the virus is mutating again
     
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  12. armchairblue

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    Define bad asthmatic for me (drug wise,doses).........I think i'm a mild sufferer but not really sure.
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    good luck everyone... this is the start of a huge event in the history of humanity.
     
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  14. armchairblue

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    West end girls<ok>
     
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    So she’s being asked to go in and care for the kids of key workers then?

    Given that this will only take a percentage of the total teachers at a school to carry out, I’d suggest she contacts the head, explains that she has asthma and that you’re vulnerable and therefore her risk is greater than most.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Ive always found east girls to be the loosest tbh
     
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  17. armchairblue

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    No.....They punch hard<laugh>.....Croydon was a good hunting ground once upon a time.
     
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    Never go out with a girl who can beat you up or run faster than you.

    #lifelessons
     
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  19. O'l Gravy Leg

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    This is what an actual crisis looks like unlike the bogus crisis we are being hammered with for the past 20 years that's consumed trillions in tax payer £ globally, that we could have done with now.

    For those of a biblical nature..
    Hundreds of billions of locusts swarm in East Africa
    https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-51618188


    That is a humanitarian crisis raging since last year. Swarms the size of Manhattan. They eat every bit of vegetation in their path. Can eat well over a million tons of vegetation a day.

    The pandemic would be the second plague. What's next god squadders?
     
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  20. armchairblue

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    My garden looks ****in sexy......What to do now?
     
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