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Boris...

  • should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    Votes: 3 12.5%

  • let the bodies stack high

    Votes: 13 54.2%

  • lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

    Votes: 8 33.3%
  • Total voters
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Hoddle is a god said:
Look, I have a third of a bottle of a bottle of brandy and about a quarter of port.

At least let me down that before you start prodding me. It'll be more fun, that way.
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It’s Tuesday mate.

Just in case you’d lost track <ok>
 
@Hoddle is a god serious question, have you informed your neighbours that you’ve got the plague? We’ve been instructed to do that on our road if we’re self isolating.
 
Stan said:
@Hoddle is a god serious question, have you informed your neighbours that you’ve got the plague? We’ve been instructed to do that on our road if we’re self isolating.
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Thanks for your concern, Stan.

I know of a few families that have the same symptoms as my brood. We are all looking out for one another, down here, see. Not running around like headless chickens over nothing.

As I say, thanks for your concern, though.
 
Hoddle is a god said:
Thanks for your concern, Stan.

I know of a few families that have the same symptoms as my brood. We are all looking out for one another, down here, see. Not running around like headless chickens over nothing.

As I say, thanks for your concern, though.
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OK great. Just to be on the safe side I’ve posted your name, address and the fact that you’re infected on Twitter. Stay strong bruv.
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
Exactly the same for me.

A cold without the snotty nose.

Also, I feel worse at night.

The worst part for me is the pain behind the eyes, and at the base of my skull. Last night, I felt like I was burning up, but I wasn't sweating.

I kinda feel okay, now, only little bits of it keeping coming back at night.

Saying that, I feel a lot better tonight than I did last night.
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Everything you've just described there is a classic case of man-flu <ok>
 
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Stan said:
He’s clinically insane.

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Basically a 40 second dig at journalists....what a bell end!
They do deserve a dressing down, but thats not really the time, Donald, during a talk on safety measures! Save your infantile pot shots for your own time, on your twitter feed, you orange ****ing melon
 
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