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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Working from home Mike Ashley style...

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    Treble, Mar 24, 2020
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  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    what ? peleton or something?
     
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    Toonitus, Mar 24, 2020
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    at least they can give birth at home now and not in the staff bog
     
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    Toonitus, Mar 24, 2020
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Peloton is for mugs. Just a regular exercise bike.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Mar 24, 2020
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    i agree

    why not just get a bike
     
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    Toonitus, Mar 24, 2020
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    What, a vest?
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 24, 2020
  7. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Toonitus, Mar 24, 2020
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    Apparently Rees-Mogg is furious with Boris for saying we should be separated by two metres. He demands the advice is changed to four and a half cubits.
     
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    paultheplug, Mar 24, 2020
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    Spurlock Homeboy
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    a Spurlock
     
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    Spurlock, Mar 24, 2020
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I'd like that disgusting ghoul, separated from me by 100 000 miles if possible
     
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    pompeymeowth, Mar 24, 2020
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  11. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    But remember kids...a Spurlock is for life not just a pandemic <ok>
     
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    remembercolinlee, Mar 24, 2020
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Dealers and full-time wastemen will be even more needed than usual over the coming weeks.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Mar 24, 2020
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  13. Tobes

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    Cheers, can you do me a favour and post that again please mate, as it’ll be extremely useful. Thanks.
     
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    Tobes, Mar 24, 2020
  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Beginning to feel that way <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Mar 24, 2020
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    someone has stolen by woodland gym , so p90x day 1 lets go..

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    Toonitus, Mar 24, 2020
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What does "Fitness guide and penis" involve?
     
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    Tobes, Mar 24, 2020
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Hiag's most over exercised, but least used muscle.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Mar 24, 2020
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Mar 24, 2020
  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    with a guy ****ing a donkey in the doorway.
     
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    Big Ern, Mar 24, 2020
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