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Boris...

  • should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    Votes: 3 12.5%

  • let the bodies stack high

    Votes: 13 54.2%

  • lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

    Votes: 8 33.3%
  • Total voters
    24
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Hoddle is a god said:
I’m just nashing into my first glass. Just a tiny squeeze of fresh lemon.

It’s delicious, but another glass and I’m going to be offering taps on shoulders.

I’d forgotten how strong this stuff is!

On the plus side, I’m caring less about that virus.
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I love lemon, I'd probably knock the booze back while enjoying eating the sourness of the fruit.
 
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brb said:
I love lemon, I'd probably knock the booze back while enjoying eating the sourness of the fruit.
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Ah, see, I like the best of both worlds.

Let’s see how those bastard covid-19 cells handle the environment of my blood, over the next couple of hours.
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
I’m nowhere near 60.

The way I see it is this. The World is going to need virus-resistant blokes like me to help repopulate the Planet. So, in a way, I’m something of a saviour and a hero. One that’s going to breed with your wives and daughters, when you’ve died.

I don’t expect any gratitude.
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<laugh><laugh> **** off you fat cretin.
 
Hoddle is a god said:
A couple of days ago, I noticed that my right eye was itchy. I didn't think much of it until the itchiness persisted and I noticed that the eye was bloodshot.

This morning, both eyes are not only itchy, but have a mild burning sensation.

I don't have a fever, but my chest is a bit wheezy and I have a dry cough. The top of my chest hurts a little and I have a few aches and pains in my neck and shoulders.

I rarely catch anything, including colds. In 14 years of being self employed, I have never taken a day off.

@Bodinki you mentioned something about having "burning eyes." Are you sure you had the virus?
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Thats the symptoms of syphilis


Seriously take it easy for 2 weeks
 
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My temperature has risen markedly over the last couple of hours.

I fell like I’m on the verge of a fever, but I’m not actually sweating. It’s weird.
 
Hancock has said no one should be travelling to holiday homes, and if people fail to listen to advice then they will enforce it in the same way they did with Pubs and Restaurants. Calls from opposition parties to shut down airbnb's.
 
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