Coronavirus

I’m eating three bags of Mini Eggs a day to add a protective layer just in case.

 

I love lemon, I'd probably knock the booze back while enjoying eating the sourness of the fruit.

 

It’s a proud tradition, Stan.

Our fine navy still issue rum rations to the boys.

 

swap for real eggs... man up

 

You'll live boy...Don't forget my tulips.

 

Ah, see, I like the best of both worlds.

Let’s see how those bastard covid-19 cells handle the environment of my blood, over the next couple of hours.

 

dont over do it then and dont get herpes

 

Been overdoing it for years,used to lift stupid heavy weights.Going to try and enjoy the rest now.

 

enjoy mate

 

**** off you fat cretin.

 

gws hoddle

 

Best suggestion you've made all day

 

oh **** off and drop the toaster in the bath.

 

I have that exact same coffee machine.

 

Bit strong that like.

 

Thats the symptoms of syphilis


Seriously take it easy for 2 weeks

 

I always knew you were a man of taste and refinement, Tobias.

 

Really?

Where the **** has my right hand been!

 

My temperature has risen markedly over the last couple of hours.

I fell like I’m on the verge of a fever, but I’m not actually sweating. It’s weird.

 

Hancock has said no one should be travelling to holiday homes, and if people fail to listen to advice then they will enforce it in the same way they did with Pubs and Restaurants. Calls from opposition parties to shut down airbnb's.