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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    ffs. Can he not apply for help?
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    A balloon shop?
     
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    monacoger, Mar 23, 2020
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  3. GroveRanger

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    FTFY
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    It's in Shanghai, he is also financially responsible for the staff he brought there. Can see a hasty return when it's allowed
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 23, 2020
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Went to the allotment this morning. First time this year the soil has not been waterlogged.



    Just started my shift on the railway. I have my thermos flask, and a Waitrose red berry and Yuzu smoothie in the fridge.. If the shops run out of Rosie Lee I'm starting a riot.
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 23, 2020
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  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We’ll be same shortly if Nippy shuts building sites.

    Govt want us to get into debt to pay guys not to work, aye okay Boris.

    WRTP
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It’s all going to go tits up for Blighty.
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 23, 2020
  8. GroveRanger

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    Do you piss into a condom and throw it out of the window of the train? I knew a train driver who did that. Not when he was at work though, the other passengers had a right go at him.
     
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    It's complete fkin lunacy.

    Germany, the most tested nation in Europe has a mortality rate of 0.3%.

    Italy has 8% mortality rate and the average age of the victims is 78!

    My daughter lost her part time job, my two sis in laws too. Probably going to lay off about 8 guys come Friday and will probably not get any of the money I'm owed as firms use this virus as an excuse not to pay anyone.

    It's fkin lunacy.
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Just realised that being a workshy prick for 20 years was the shrewdest move I've ever made

    HH
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 23, 2020
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  12. If in doubt

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    Salmond aqquited.
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    A day late and a dollar short mon frere <diva>
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 23, 2020
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    As much as I dislike the guy I think that sounds about right. Case seemed flimsy to me.
     
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  15. If in doubt

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    ****ed up acquitted too. Train wreck of a post.
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I'd no idea how many ****s I knew were self employed, the sites close the party is over
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ffs not so good
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Screenshot_2020-03-23-18-35-13.png

    Mon's theory looking good so far. Still need a couple more days of declining numbers though
     
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    monacoger, Mar 23, 2020
  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    How many ****s die on an average day in the UK? We need some levity here @The Chaser going for #55

    They're scaring the **** out of people with the way they're running the numbers like a telethon, my normally sensible daughter rang me last night worried, her boy is a 'key worker'(**** works in a factory) and on nights and she was sat there watching the news getting worried sick, ****s.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 23, 2020
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