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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You're talking to a bloke who couldn't control himself with a sleeping woman. I think we know the answer :bandit:
     
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    Treble, Mar 23, 2020
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  2. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    That’s not the virus.

    Probably one of Skiddy’s dodgy curries.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 23, 2020
  3. Spurlock

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    personally I think if a woman thinks it’s just friend zone whilst laying next to her male ‘friend’

    she’s asking for sumt...not quite sure what...but defo something open to interpretation
     
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  4. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Probably sharing an ICU bed in this climate. Undoubtedly with two others.
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Mar 23, 2020
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  5. O'l Gravy Leg

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    yeah not like she wants to sleep or anything. In that scenario, one side of the equation watches too much porn and it has warped his mind. :bandit:

    No one on here should invite Spurlock for a sleepover, just sayin <laugh>
     
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    O'l Gravy Leg, Mar 23, 2020
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  6. Spurlock

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    cant quite decide who’s the dirtiest bastard

    you or the dog
     
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  7. Treble

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    Spurly fair point but... she was asleep alone before Chaos arrived. I think that kinda puts a different dynanic on things lol.
     
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  8. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I could've quite easily lived the rest of my life without knowing this.
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    ohh soz didn’t realise we were talking about Rapey Roy
     
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    zero without the gym I fall apart
     
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    Toonitus, Mar 23, 2020
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  11. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    ^^ lives in a fairyland where people don't need to eat.
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    How do you know they don't?
     
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    Toonitus, Mar 23, 2020
  13. Spurlock

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    sad
     
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    Spurlock, Mar 23, 2020
  14. Toonitus

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    everyone has a hobby or a routine unless they're a loser of course. this situation sucks
     
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    Toonitus, Mar 23, 2020
  15. Saintmagic

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    Just do 1000 press ups and 1000 sit ups a day. Should be pretty straight forward

    I thought you were training to be a personal trainer? Surely can work out some plan to do at home
     
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    Saintmagic, Mar 23, 2020
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  16. Toonitus

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    i have built a gym
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    why have you deleted your WELCH sig btw?

    @Mods
     
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    Spurlock, Mar 23, 2020
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    because I didnt welch in the 1st place
     
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  19. Hoddle is a god

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    Our main Tesco has started rationing what people can buy.

    It’s like the Blitz.

    So I’m told.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 23, 2020
  20. Schlem Boogerman

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    It's not like I actively encourage him.
    Have to shout at the **** to keep him off it. <nahnah>
     
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