Coronavirus

[Treble]

Why do you need him to do that?

Have you no self control?

You're talking to a bloke who couldn't control himself with a sleeping woman. I think we know the answer

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I've got the ****s. It's not pretty.
I'm out all day with my dogs. Wild garlic leaves for bog roll and to top it off one of my dogs likes nowt better than tucking in to one of my rancid turds. Dirty little bazza.

That’s not the virus.

Probably one of Skiddy’s dodgy curries.

 

[Spurlock]

You're talking to a bloke who couldn't control himself with a sleeping woman. I think we know the answer

personally I think if a woman thinks it’s just friend zone whilst laying next to her male ‘friend’

she’s asking for sumt...not quite sure what...but defo something open to interpretation

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

personally I think if a woman thinks it’s just friend zone whilst laying next to her male ‘friend’

she’s asking for sumt...not quite sure what...but defo something open to interpretation

Probably sharing an ICU bed in this climate. Undoubtedly with two others.

 

[O'l Gravy Leg]

personally I think if a woman thinks it’s just friend zone whilst laying next to her male ‘friend’

she’s asking for sumt...not quite sure what...but defo something open to interpretation

yeah not like she wants to sleep or anything. In that scenario, one side of the equation watches too much porn and it has warped his mind.

No one on here should invite Spurlock for a sleepover, just sayin

 

[Spurlock]

I've got the ****s. It's not pretty.
I'm out all day with my dogs. Wild garlic leaves for bog roll and to top it off one of my dogs likes nowt better than tucking in to one of my rancid turds. Dirty little bazza.

cant quite decide who’s the dirtiest bastard

you or the dog

 

[Treble]

personally I think if a woman thinks it’s just friend zone whilst laying next to her male ‘friend’

she’s asking for sumt...not quite sure what...but defo something open to interpretation

Spurly fair point but... she was asleep alone before Chaos arrived. I think that kinda puts a different dynanic on things lol.

 

[Treble]

I've got the ****s. It's not pretty.
I'm out all day with my dogs. Wild garlic leaves for bog roll and to top it off one of my dogs likes nowt better than tucking in to one of my rancid turds. Dirty little bazza.

I could've quite easily lived the rest of my life without knowing this.

 

[Spurlock]

Spurly fair point but... she was asleep alone before Chaos arrived. I think that kinda puts a different dynanic on things lol.

ohh soz didn’t realise we were talking about Rapey Roy

 

[Fox Mulder]

Why do you need him to do that?

Have you no self control?

zero without the gym I fall apart

 

[Big Ern]

^^^ coward

^^ lives in a fairyland where people don't need to eat.

 

[Fox Mulder]

^^ lives in a fairyland where people don't need to eat.

How do you know they don't?

 

[Spurlock]

zero without the gym I fall apart

sad

 

[Fox Mulder]

sad

everyone has a hobby or a routine unless they're a loser of course. this situation sucks

 

[Saintmagic]

zero without the gym I fall apart

Just do 1000 press ups and 1000 sit ups a day. Should be pretty straight forward

I thought you were training to be a personal trainer? Surely can work out some plan to do at home

 

[Fox Mulder]

Just do 1000 press ups and 1000 sit ups a day. Should be pretty straight forward

I thought you were training to be a personal trainer? Surely can work out some plan to do at home

i have built a gym

 

[Spurlock]

everyone has a hobby or a routine unless they're a loser of course. this situation sucks

why have you deleted your WELCH sig btw?

@Mods

 

[Fox Mulder]

why have you deleted your WELCH sig btw?

@Mods

because I didnt welch in the 1st place

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Our main Tesco has started rationing what people can buy.

It’s like the Blitz.

So I’m told.

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

cant quite decide who’s the dirtiest bastard

you or the dog

It's not like I actively encourage him.
Have to shout at the **** to keep him off it.