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Boris...

  • should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    Votes: 3 12.5%

  • let the bodies stack high

    Votes: 13 54.2%

  • lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

    Votes: 8 33.3%
  • Total voters
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Hoddle is a god said:
A couple of days ago, I noticed that my right eye was itchy. I didn't think much of it until the itchiness persisted and I noticed that the eye was bloodshot.

This morning, both eyes are not only itchy, but have a mild burning sensation.

I don't have a fever, but my chest is a bit wheezy and I have a dry cough. The top of my chest hurts a little and I have a few aches and pains in my neck and shoulders.

I rarely catch anything, including colds. In 14 years of being self employed, I have never taken a day off.

@Bodinki you mentioned something about having "burning eyes." Are you sure you had the virus?
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Sounds like bad AIDS.

But seeing as you're over 60, look after yourself mate <ok>
 
You might not listen to the politicians, you might not listen to news broadcasters, you may not listen to other people...

but at least listen to the nurses and doctors on the front line, the very people that having been doing their job for decades, the very people that are trying to save people's lives, there message is loud and clear, it's only three words....'STAY AT HOME'

That message is not just for the elderly, as one asked, where are your children right now, if you don't know, why don't you know!
 
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Treble said:
Sounds like bad AIDS.

But seeing as you're over 60, look after yourself mate <ok>
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I’m nowhere near 60.

The way I see it is this. The World is going to need virus-resistant blokes like me to help repopulate the Planet. So, in a way, I’m something of a saviour and a hero. One that’s going to breed with your wives and daughters, when you’ve died.

I don’t expect any gratitude.
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
I’m nowhere near 60.

The way I see it is this. The World is going to need virus-resistant blokes like me to help repopulate the Planet. So, in a way, I’m something of a saviour and a hero. One that’s going to breed with your wives and daughters, when you’ve died.

I don’t expect any gratitude.
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Treble said:
Sounds like bad AIDS.

But seeing as you're over 60, look after yourself mate <ok>
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Yep, he slipped and fell into a puddle of AIDS

I know @brb said no posting people's real identity/pics but **** it I'm rebelling.
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Hoddle is a god said:
A couple of days ago, I noticed that my right eye was itchy. I didn't think much of it until the itchiness persisted and I noticed that the eye was bloodshot.

This morning, both eyes are not only itchy, but have a mild burning sensation.

I don't have a fever, but my chest is a bit wheezy and I have a dry cough. The top of my chest hurts a little and I have a few aches and pains in my neck and shoulders.

I rarely catch anything, including colds. In 14 years of being self employed, I have never taken a day off.

@Bodinki you mentioned something about having "burning eyes." Are you sure you had the virus?
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I was reading an article about one of the people who caught it here and your symptoms sound exactly like he described during the early stages of the illness.
 
Just been speaking to work collegues in india. Gujarat is on lockdown until at least 31/3.

I was really impressed with the actions taken tbh. All public transport closed and all roads in and out of major cities closed, anyone coming in is put in isolation for 14 days.

Yesterday the whole of india shutdown, the purpose was to kill any virus left on surfaces so it didnt get transmitted to others and therefore break some of the infection chains.

In a country like india it's going to be really tough to control this, if not impossible.
 
JakartaToon said:
I was reading an article about one of the people who caught it here and your symptoms sound exactly like he described during the early stages of the illness.
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Nice try.

My youngest lad had exactly the same symptoms, right down to the aches in his calves.

Over the last couple of hours, I’ve noticed that my body temperature has risen, and there is some warmth to my brow. Both my eyes now ache, but not excessively, at this stage.

In all truth, I hope this is the virus, because I’d rather get it over and down with, and then be able to assure people that it’s nothing to worry about.
 
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I’ve been taking high doses of vitamin C for the past week, in the hope of giving my body the best chance of fighting anything nasty.
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
Nice try.

My youngest lad had exactly the same symptoms, right down to the aches in his calves.

Over the last couple of hours, I’ve noticed that my body temperature has risen, and there is some warmth to my brow. Both my eyes now ache, but not excessively, at this stage.

In all truth, I hope this is the virus, because I’d rather get it over and down with, and then be able to assure people that it’s nothing to worry about.
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I was hoping you were going to ask how long the symptoms lasted so I could respond with "Just up until he died".

Just goes to show that the saying "Never work with children , animals or old guitar players" has some truth in it.
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
I’m nowhere near 60.

The way I see it is this. The World is going to need virus-resistant blokes like me to help repopulate the Planet. So, in a way, I’m something of a saviour and a hero. One that’s going to breed with your wives and daughters, when you’ve died.

I don’t expect any gratitude.
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Apologies mate, 70's <ok>

If you can still get it up and have enough of a spurt to get it into the cup? Sadly, I fear the trickle will look more like a dripping tap.
 
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'fixed' Sisu said:
I tell you what, I couldn't handle the pressure that is on leaders atm. Because no matter what they do, there is going to be one epic ****show when this passes. The damage is already done, and its a matter now of how much more damage can be done.

I am blocking everything from the Guardian to the Telegraph in my browser for the next 2 years <laugh>
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What about The Sun and The Express ?
 
JakartaToon said:
I was hoping you were going to ask how long the symptoms lasted so I could respond with "Just up until he died".

Just goes to show that the saying "Never work with children , animals or old guitar players" has some truth in it.
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<laugh>
 
Treble said:
Apologies mate, 70's <ok>

If you can still get it up and have enough of a spurt to get it into the cup? Sadly, I fear the trickle will look more like a dripping tap.
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All that matters is the pumping it takes to make that trickle happen.

I’m pleased to report that the pumping is still as good as it ever was. Better, in fact, as I seem to pump harder to get anything so much as a trickle, let alone a spurt.
 
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If my lad did have the virus, the chances are he caught it at school, and that most of the 800 kids at his school had or have it.

with those kids having been sent home, the chances are that most of the households in my area will now have the virus.

I doubt that my area is unique in this.
 
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