Coronavirus

Waitrose if you don't mind

 

Er, you do realise that culling the old, sick and susceptible will pretty much have zero effect on over-population, don't you? We've already reproduced. Natural selection doesn't work once you've already bred. That's why nobody who has kids is eligible for a Darwin award. All it would result in would be a minor and temporary dip in demand for resources. For those who want to do something about over-population we need something that will wipe out a good percentage of the under 45s. Stop them before they get a chance to spawn the next generation.

So, any volunteers?

 

anyone know a cure for colombian flu? i ****ed up on thursday and I start a new job tomorrow...

 

TBH, you seem to be on a mission to be the biggest arsehole on the forum with your continual “look at me” posts.
I’ve already got the “fooking obnoxious prick” category sown up, see brb for details, so I’m not sure what your hoping to achieve?

 

Thought you didn't do it anymore Mr clean and healthy

 

I reckon it's the penne pasta and bog roll and nothing else.

 

like I say I ****ed up.

 

the problem is that they seem to be under the false impression that they care .

 

Thread banned

 

My order for a food blender and yoghurt maker. All I had to do was check my emails.

 

My guess is that the decision will now be made for us. Looking at various social media sites today, it appears the the British public will need to be ordered to stay at home.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-51994504

WT actual F?!

Uk will be worse than Italy in a couple of weeks time.

 

Their staff being told to work from home like everyone else, Roy ... where you been? Hibernating?

 

Just got back from visiting both sets of parents with the whole family

They stayed indoors and we spoke to them from the end of the front gardens.

OH was petrified we might never see them again so we did the best we could without putting them at risk.

 

Bala by the lake

 

That's pretty much nailed on now.

We need to shut all motorways and dual carriageways for everything but goods and emergency services. Shut down public transport.

Only then can we start working at a local level to prevent spread.

 

Picked middle daughter up from Cardiff Uni on Thursday ... we then did a further 50 miles into South Wales for us to wave and speak to the mother-in-law through her window at her care home (luckily she's on the ground floor) ... was a surprise for the old girl and her face lit up ... 400 mile round trip in all but it was worth it ... my other half had been petrified she might not see her mum alive again ... the home had already been on lockdown since Jan as they'd had novovirus on the upper floor ... just gotta do what you can

 

Army on the streets by this time next week.

 

What amazes me is there are people in the office who have and can work from home , but they are not allowed to .

Honestly hope that changes tomorrow or sometime this week .