Coronavirus

The Tesco store i went past ended up calling the Plod as people were trying to push in without showing NHS id .

 

they were meant to show their NHS id .

 

What a bunch of ****s

 

In reality given the dire current situation , they should temp suspend the 10:00 opening . open at 08:00- 10:00 and let NHS in as long as they show ID ?

Not great for the employees of the shops , but I doubt many would say no ?

 

I hope they’re not rushing the nhs staff through and allowing them the time needed to be able to actually leave a good amount of distance between each other while shopping! Don’t want them all to get infected in one morning of shopping!!!

 

I'm not that fond of Mr Plod myself but that was perhaps a tad harsh

 

There seem to be 3 groups developing.

The first are the eternal deniers and those who still think this is an overreaction.

The second are those who are taking it seriously but responsibly.

The third are the ones who have taken the news to some next level and gone completely fcking stoopid selfish!

 

Great news
My Mum has made Bread & Butter pudding and will be dropping it off on our doorstep later - result

 

Send the army in to shoot groups 1 and 3 on sight. It will make it easier for group 2 to successfully socially distance themselves without some ****wit messing it up. Both groups are easy enough to identify.

(only half joking atm)

 

Went to the usual place I walk my dog yesterday. An 850 acre estate that is open to the public. Usually it is pretty busy but never any issues with parking or it being too packed.

Yesterday there was an hour long queue just to get a parking space. The turn off to the car park from the main road (probably another 1000 - 1500m from the actual car park) was completely jammed and people were parked just by the side of the main road to get in the queue. I appreciate it is a big open space but with that many people all there I can’t see that being classed as distancing

Sacked it off and went to another place I know, which was also much busier than normal but not as busy as the estate. Mainly groups of teenagers smoking weed, Sucky might have been near by

 

PM'd you my address. Thank your mum from me in advance

 

It would be great to lock up both 1 and 3 in a massive detention centre. Open the doors in 6 months and see what's left of them.

 

Throw three squares of loo roll and a portion of penne per person over the fence each morning.

 

The thing is, in a situation like the one where ****s were trying to get into a supermarket without NHS ID, they would only need to shoot one person and all the selfish bastards would run away. You wouldn't even need ID badges. You'd be able to tell who the NHS staff are. They'd be the ones running to help the **** who was shot while every other ****er ran in the opposite direction.

 

This is sound logic. I think we should give it a go.

 

Too late the wife has grabbed it so you & me both going hungry by the gleam in her eye

 

Bummer! I love bread and butter pudding. I'll have to make do with my peanut butter toast because I'm a lazy arse

 

I expect that it went a similar way down here.