Coronavirus

I would've said the same if it was Alistair Campbell 20 years ago being reported on. And I dare say so would all the ppl posting about Cummings.

Government should be held up for scrutiny. If true then he's a **** by my reckoning whereas others may think he's being a ruthless pragmatist. They'd be wrong but it can argued at the very least without the political point scoring.

 

It’s always empty round those areas mate. I used to do van deliveries all over West London. Never see a soul on the streets of Notting Hill at the weekends.

They own these huge ****ing piles, that thirty years ago were rental tenements teaming with life, and they’re never ****ing there.

They’ve even hoovered up all the half decent former council properties in the area. I’d get a delivery to a council estate in W8 say, or W11, and some Jeremy or Jemima would open the door.

 

I think he's a ruthless pragmatist.


Sorry. I spelled that wrong. I meant ****.

 

Pragmatic **** though, tbf.

 

We’ve run out of toilet paper so are having to use old newspapers .

The Times are rough .

 

If you use the Mirror, probably best to take it down from the wall first ...

 

I always prefer to wipe my arse with an observer.

 

Express? ... or slow and careful?

 

Listen to yourself. If one was to help keep someone isolated, what on earth do you think someone would need? They need to eat and drink and not go crazy through boredom. Surely you can figure it out. ffs what do you think I meant?!

 

Those using the Telegraph... make sure you go with the grain to avoid splinters

 

Can always count on Fosse to drain every last drop out of a joke.

 

Better to use the Guardian, comes pre-moistened with woke salty communist tears, for your pleasure, of course

 

Don't get it? ... Fosse is a road mate ... not a newspaper ... can't wipe your arse with a road mate

 

Good one.

 

Better the Guardian than the Galaxy ...

 

Tell that to my dog, not even a gravel path discourages her

 

On the upside, all those doctors doing prostate exams for patients in the coming months will have much to read

 

Oh the ****ing irony of seeing an advert for dried pasta flash across my TV screen .I could get hold of Roasted Ptarmigan easier .

 

Got there 20 minutes before opening and there were 300+ people queuing outside so I ****ed it off