I found the ****ing cat bro!

Get in!
Popped my head out the window where i threw all the food l earlier and the bastards sitting outside my front door chilling.
Im all like "reggie reggie come come" in some ***got voice so not to scare him away. He just sits there like a **** so i run back in try find my shoes and coat and keys and by the time im out hes gone ffs.

Looked under a few cars and boom ya little ****cunt! Gtabbed his scruff and jogged back to the house (some guy on a bike looking very concerned at me soaking wet and holding cat by its neck) chucked him in the window as i didnt fancy finding my keys with one hand and fending off a scratchy cat with the other.

Hes all good no injuries, ****ing starving tho, now happy as larry sleeping off his week sesh.

Good ****.

 

For those who dont know.

Im looking after this cat for someone else and lost it.

Now found it

 

Haha, good news bro.

Now make sure you don’t let the ****er out again

How did he get out btw?

 

How did you lose the cat?

 

Well pleased for you mate, be sure to give him some treats, so he knows what he's missing if he/she fooks off again!

 

Doing a great job @Suckmyklopp I need a babysitter next week for my youngest are you free?

 

Bathroom window.
Now closed

 

Least mines alive still ya murdering batard

 

**** thread
Should have done one about Coronavirus or gardening tbh

 

Didn’t know you’d turned gay mate.

 

Why does this all sound a bit... Meet the Parents...

You spray painted another cat didn't you Sucky

 

Ffs bru

Stop being a ****wit

You’re only looking after a cat...it’s not that difficult

 

Nah but @Toby suggested i find another just like it, only problem is this one has 6 toes on one foot.
Dont have many cat toes spare tbh

 

Im not one for looking after things tbh.

My easy come easy go way of life has its cons ill admit.

 

I’m guessing Toby doesn’t have cats....or eyes.

 

I didn't burn it until it was fully dead. Probably.

 

He took it to the park, threw a ball for it to fetch and it didn't stop running.

 

The Beatles wrote a song about that. I think.

 

You know who I really had a thing for back in the day? Tanya Pooley.