Get in! Popped my head out the window where i threw all the food l earlier and the bastards sitting outside my front door chilling. Im all like "reggie reggie come come" in some faggot voice so not to scare him away. He just sits there like a **** so i run back in try find my shoes and coat and keys and by the time im out hes gone ffs. Looked under a few cars and boom ya little ****cunt! Gtabbed his scruff and jogged back to the house (some guy on a bike looking very concerned at me soaking wet and holding cat by its neck) chucked him in the window as i didnt fancy finding my keys with one hand and fending off a scratchy cat with the other. Hes all good no injuries, ****ing starving tho, now happy as larry sleeping off his week sesh. Good ****.
Well pleased for you mate, be sure to give him some treats, so he knows what he's missing if he/she fooks off again!
Nah but @Toby suggested i find another just like it, only problem is this one has 6 toes on one foot. Dont have many cat toes spare tbh